This morning, after a tragic failure at diplomatic peace attempts (3 Serbian women dancing in Melbourne wearing flags), Serbia has officially declared war on Australia. And this state of war will remain the status quo until the Australian atrocities, known henceforth as ‘The Djokovich 1’, are resolved to satisfaction.

And I’m fully supportive of the Serbs in this. I agree with their president, though couldn’t pick his name out of a choice of 2. And I especially agree with Novak’s dad, who, for purposes of data protection, I shall refer to as ‘Mr Djokovic’. He said: “they’ve crucified my son like Jesus”. And I have to agree with him. Its just awful, tragic. Mum, Mrs Djokovic, piped up with “he is being treated like a prisoner!!!” The Serbian nation is up in arms, with me tagging along for the fight. I agree with them entirely. Here’s what I agree with.

I think that anyone should be allowed to break any nation’s rules of entry any time they want to, but especially if they’re either rich, famous or Serbian.

I know for sure that Jesus would have been vaccinated because he was Jewish and Jews couldn’t get the needles in quick enough. Chicken soup for the arms.

And yes, Novak IS a prisoner. But only one door remains locked. The ‘in’ one. He can use the other one any time he likes to fly anywhere in the world that will let him in. Which, as an unvaccinated health-risk, includes… errr… well, Serbia… and… hmmm…
A prisoner is someone who is locked IN. Novak is locked OUT. Big difference. Possibly lost in translation.

But most of all, I agree that this is NOT an issue about vaccinated people, refuseniks and other tossers or freedom of choice. This is about nationalism generally and Serbianism specifically. Just ask any Croat how the Serbs feel about nationalism.

And I especially agree with the other Mrs Djokovic, Novak’s wife, who posted an article blaming the pandemic on 5-G transmitters. You can’t argue with that. But if that is the case, why not have the vaccine straight into your phone? Surely that would work? I bet it would in Serbia.

So to recap, nation states are emphatically NOT allowed to impose rules to protect their populations, should those rules affect one single tennis player, however stupid and misguided he may be.
Any action against any person, on purely health and safety reasons, must be seen as a direct attack on that person’s home nation.
Rules and regulations regarding vaccination status must be governed, internationally, by the 5G networks.
Piers Corbyn is still a tosser. But now has another ally.

I’m off to war!

Happy Friday

A xxxx