Remember Dominique Strauss-Kahn? He was the head of the International Monetary Fund who stood down after he was accused of raping a chambermaid in New York. Those criminal charges were eventually dropped more quickly than a hooker’s underpants… and that’s where the next problem starts.

He’s in court now (appearing for three weeks only, limited availability so book NOW to avoid disappointment) on charges of ‘aggravated pimping’. They obviously have different laws in France. So I’m not sure where the ‘aggravated’ bit comes in. He’s on trial with 13 others, one of whom is named, wonderfully: Dodo the Pimp. He owns a brothel near Lille. Apparently a really famous and good one, if you’re interested.

So Dominique, who at one time was a presidential hopeful (and to be honest, I can’t see any of this rubbish impeding him in France, they revere debauchery there like we revere intellectualism, honesty and big tits), is accused of arranging orgies. Big ones. Loads of women… er… arranged? organised?? acquired??? purchased???? And all for one purpose. To satisfy him. Just him. Dozens of babes, tarts and sluts, all over the fat git like a fucking rash. But literally so, I’d presume, a rash that fucks.

One girl, hired for the night, entered a room to find 8 naked women all over Dominique. She was ‘revolted’ and left. Now she’s the one I’d take to court, for breach of contract. What was it about people having sex that so upset a sex worker, who makes her living having sex with fat old rich men?

The problem for the prosecution (as opposed to the prostitution, which had no such problems) is that ‘pimping’ is defined as living off immoral earnings. And DS-K earned nothing. Unless you can put monetary value on an orgasm (or 8), he arranged hookers for him and his mates, but didn’t earn any profit from it that couldn’t be wiped away with a tissue. Yet the case continues, even though its virtually assured to fall flat.

And if everyone knows that, the only purpose must be to ‘make a moral stand’ against poor Dom. To take issue with his lifestyle. (Obviously, of the 8 or so women on top/underneath/around the man that night, safe to say not one was his wife). So they want to point out his bad habits, his immoral desires and practices.

Well good luck taking immorality to court in France. There is no French word for ‘morality’; doesn’t exist, has no place in their world. To such an extent that even now, 79% of French people would rather have Strauss-Kahn as president than Hollande. A man who embarrassed himself with merely one mistress.

I’d vote for Dominic, even if he has seemed to model his political career on Sylvio Berlusconi.

Happy Tuesday

A xxxx