So the other day when I was into David Duke mode, lying in the bath listening to the great ex-imperial wizard of the KKK as he simperingly explained so elegantly the historical, scientific and biblical basis for the evils of globalism, of Jews (the cause of all the world’s evils, all 0.2% of the world’s population), and of the dreaded ‘multi-culturalism’!!!, I got bored. I’ll admit it. It took three 15-minute ‘lectures’ to reach some kind of point which was, loosly: KEEP THE FUCKING RACES APART!!!! Especially the darker ones. Keep them well away from him. That was the point he was so laboriously, patronisingly trying to make.

And today I read how the ‘alt-right’ are dreaming of an ‘ethnostate’ which they see as ‘very Jane Austen in nature’. I don’t think they mean a land filled with neo-nazi skinheads dressed as swooning Victorian damsels all looking for Mr Darcy. I think they mean ‘somewhere very white’. But I’ll retain an open mind on that. So now they’re stealing our classic authors as models for their obscene, divisive fascism. The ‘alt-right’. Trump’s mates. One of them even went so far as to claim Taylor Swift as being a ‘nazi’. Just because she’s tall and blond, presumably, and filling some kind of Aryan dream persona. I don’t have Aryan dreams, but I do dream of Taylor, oddly, though rarely in lederhosen.

Well hear me now, Alt-Rightists of the world (that’ll be American then), you can have Jane Austen, we have loads of sexually frustrated, unfulfilled-in-love, bosom-heaving, Yorkshire-moorsish writers, loads’ of ’em. But LEAVE TAYLOR SWIFT ALONE, YA MUTHAFUCKERS!!!

However, Duke’s end-point, had I gone on another few hours of listening before the hot water ran out, was indeed separation of the cultures and races. ‘For the good of all of them’. Yeah. Maintain their wonderful uniqueness (starvation), their individuality (tribal warfare) and geocultural ties (keep them away from ME). So I really want to know how the KKK, when they take over, plan to do this. The logistics. Will the white Americans just kick out the ‘immigrants’? And if they do, which ones? Just those of different colours? Or the Spanish? Italian? Irish?? And do they then carry on until America is historically, culturally and ethnically ‘pure’ once more, devoid of immigrants completely, in which case its just the Sioux and the Comanches who’ll run the place. And where will Duke be? I think they should fence off a little bit of the Arctic Circle, (that should be ‘Nordic’ enough for the most Aryan of nazis) and give it to the ‘alt-rights’ to live in peaceful, harmonious whiteness.

Ahhhhh, happy Wednesday, feels a bit Nordic round here today

A xxxx