Scientists are working on nanobots. Why not? They’ve gotta do something. And these nanobots are like little doctors who will cure and make you all better, but from the inside. They are truly microscopic little robots, the width of a human hair, but have a million transistors in them, as many as a Nintendo 64, apparently, so there might be a whole new raft of video games made for the internal market. Though their main job will be to get injected into blood vessels and provide drugs or information, because even nanobots carry mobile phones. So they can film stuff, take selfies, like ‘ME AND A SPLEEN!!!! LOL!’ and deliver drugs, but not in a gang-related way.

The concept of a million of anything inside something way less than one millimetre is kind’a freaky. It enters the realms of ‘cannot compute!’ But only on a mechanical level. The problem, as I see it (I always see fucking problems; that’s just so ‘ME’), is power. The nanobots have a couple of solar cells, I’m guessing their not the ones you see on people’s roofs. Little ones. Because they’re tiny and don’t need much power. There again, unless they take a ‘nano-sun’ in there with them, I have no idea how they can recharge whilst on the job. Not like they can take a USB connector with them. Or find a charging point whilst at work.

They reckon they’ll be able to send them into the blood vessels of the brain, which is also freaky. But brilliant. There is apparently no limit to human ingenuity.

Less brilliant were Arsenal last night. As I read on one Spurs fan’s comment; “we went to Dortmund and beat the German champions; Arsenal went to Rennes and lost to heartburn medicine”. A very ‘Spursy’ comment. And that’s the good ‘Spursy’.

But undoubtedly the best news of the week was Manchester United’s amazing victory over PSG. In Paris, having been set the impossible task by starting the game not just 2 goals down but two away goals down. Yet they won. Brilliantly.

And why is this the best news? Because statements are now appearing that Ole Gunnar Solksjaer, their ‘interim’ manager, is very likely to now lose the ‘interim’ status from his job description. He’s done such an incredible job in his brief tenure thus far that they would not only be stupid to get rid of him but also incur the wrath of the fans, who see him as the saviour that he is. And therefore they will stop their pursuit of Mauricio Pochettino. A relief to all God-fearing souls and decent people.

Happy Friday

A xxxx