There’s a lot of football coming up. The season is drawing to a close. The Premier title race is reaching its conclusion, the fight for top 4 looking like Lviv on a bad day and relegation battles are being… well, lost really. Liverpool and Manchester City can both win the league and Champions League but Liverpool already have the League Cup and are in the FA cup final next month too, going for an ‘unprecedented quadruple!!!’

Ahhhh, silverware, who needs it? Well, it does make you feel better. And now that Emma Raducanu has come out as a Spurs fan (wearing a named replica shirt in training, increasing her gorgeousness 10-fold) there are moves that we can have a copy of the American Open tennis trophy in the Spurs cabinet. Just because…

My team didn’t do very well on Saturday. They went all ‘Spurs’ again. Taking on what should have been ‘straightforward opposition’ and losing. Not because Brighton were so fantastic but because we were so awful. However, with Arsenal losing (agaiaiaiain), it was not all doom and gloom in 4th spot. But Manchester United winning was a bit of a problem. Well, as has happened a lot at Old Trafford recently, Manchester United actually lost to ‘can’t buy a win’ Norwich, but Ronaldo won and gave them the points.

United play Liverpool tonight. And we desperately need the Scousers to win. Although its almost unthinkable that slick, consistent Liverpool could lose to arch-rivals and currently clueless Man United (probably without Ronaldo who tragically lost a baby yesterday), you must remember that ‘this is football!’ And anything can happen. United winning would be a catastrophe for us and for Liverpool. But then United play Arsenal on Saturday (draw would be nice) and Chelsea the following Thursday (Russian missile would be nice). About which the Mancs are moaning, obviously. Probably pull the ‘Covid card’ and ask for a deferment. Oh, but we’ve got toooooooo many games to play, its not faiaiaiaiaiaiairrrrrr. But, quite frankly, fuck ’em. They really don’t deserve to be anywhere near 4th place this year so the further away the better.

Much as I hate football when Spurs lose, it is getting a bit exciting up there.

Happy Tuesday

A xxxx