Anti-semitism in the Labour party; the gift that keeps giving.

We all thought it was over. We pitched up in Parliament Square on Monday night, risked starvation as we stood in the fresh air with no buffet for almost 35 minutes!! and then later Jeremy C made his abject apology in all sincerity and heart-feltiness possible. “I’m sorry!!” he said. “I caused upset, I was insensitive, and now it will stop. I missed the point of that horrible mural, just didn’t realise that depicting a bunch of Jews in a monstrous way was about being Jewish. Never caught on that all those holocaust deniers I ‘liked’ on facebook, all those blood libalists I cheered, all those calling for the destruction of Israel that I had tea with, I just never realised that they were ‘anti-semitic’, so I’m very sorry, it won’t happen again”.

Its what’s known as the ‘thick-as-a-brick’ plea. I’m so fucking stupid I never realised that abusing Jews was anti-semitic in any significant way.

But its ok, because he’s going to stop it. I hope he’s not using Shami Chakrabarti’s indicators of where the problem lies in his party, because she couldn’t find ANY evidence of anti-semitism whatsoever. Which now makes her an accomplice in the ‘thick-as-a-brick’ and ‘blind-as-a-bat’ defence. And also makes her totally unreliable, unbelievable and untrustworthy. Just another Corbynite puppet with zero credibility.

So that’s great then. Anti-semitism is over in the Labour party, Momentum, everywhere, even in my house. Job done.

Before the assembled masses had even left Parliament Square on monday there were already tweets proclaiming that ‘the Jews had made an issue of so-called anti-semitism just to try and destabilise Corbyn’. Bastard, yank-loving, imperialist, fascist Jews!

Today Momentum have started planning the deselection of all the Labour MPs who spoke at monday’s rally, starting with David Lammy. Because he ‘agreed with the right wingers’ of a certain faith.

I’m packing a bag, just in case. And taking Lila with me.

Happy Thursday

A xxxx