As we stand on the verge of World War 3, The Final Countdown!!, (I thought this one deserved a subtitle as its firstly a sequel and secondly, possibly the last in the series, if not the planet), it is time to stand up and be counted. Time to be a man. Even if you’re a woman. Or a man identifying as a woman. Because President Biden, realising that as he’s not long for this life, has taken a massive roll of the dice with our lives. By consenting to Ukraine using American long-range, super-fast, almost-un-shoot-downable missiles into mainland Russia, Old Joe is invoking the wrath of the planet’s foremost warlord who has threatened the ‘n’-word in response to such an action. Not that one, that’s not allowed any more, the other one: NUCLEAR!!! And furthermore, once GI Joe gives the go-ahead, Britain and France will follow suit with the use of their missiles. They were just waiting for the US lead. And now we face the very same threat. That if NATO country ordinance is being used against Russia, that is a declaration of war by those countries. You know how touchy Putin is. And, other than sending Joey round, there is no greater threat to civilisation. To humanity. To the entire planet!!!

So here in London I’m preparing for nuclear war. Digging a bunker’s out of the question really, digging a few daffodil bulbs in takes forever, so its stand and fight. I’ll be out there with my samurai sword (wooden one) bashing those nukes out of the skies. As long as it’s not too cold out.

But before it all kicks off, Starmer’s taking full advantage of his air miles surplus. Following the meaningless COP summit in Azerbaijan, he’s now in Rio for a conference of “World Leaders and other Tossers”, slotting, as he does, nicely into the latter category.

Just to show the complete cluelessness of our Prime Minister, he flew out to the Save the Planet from Carbon meeting in Baku with a team of 470 people. All doing a 5000 mile round trip for 3 days of telling everyone that flying in planes is killing the planet. And 470 x 5000 x lots of carbons equals… equals dead polar bears in my reckoning.

And now he’s gonna ‘tough it out’ with Putin. They argue, everyone else dies. The futility of war.

Happy (?) Tuesday

A xxxx