Trump’s here. He’s basically a big fat Daily Mail. Right wing. Reactionary. Inappropriate. Writes a load of rubbish. But here he is. Yesterday he put on a fat suit. Sorry, a morning suit, to have dinner with the Queen and a few mates, even though it was in the evening. They had lamb. If you’re interested. Harry was there. Megan passed. Spent the night at home getting ready for the new series of Love Island. But she also passed because she can’t stand Trump. That’s her choice and I respect it.

I don’t respect Corbyn’s choice to do similarly. He’s not American. He’s not a woman. And much like its our duty to show respect to the POTUS, whoever it might be, its also Corbyn’s duty as (he’d like to think) Prime Minister in waiting, to attend state functions in his role as Leader of Her Majesty’s Opposition. And even when the holder of that exalted title is indeed and forever a tosser, he still shoulders that responsibility. Corbyn makes out, and doubtless will speak of it today, that its about Trump ‘the man’, the evil, useless, blah, blah. A racist will accuse misogynist of being inappropriate in public office. Corbyn’s English, he should see the irony. But eat with the man? NEVER!

Though as always, its more instructive to consider the bigger picture. Those who Corbyn WOULD eat with. Like Putin. Like President Xi. Like Hamas. Like the Libyans celebrating the Olympic terrorist attack. Like the IRA. Always on the basis that ‘dialogue is the way forward; you have to engage these people, even if they have evil views’. But that stops when those ‘evil’ views represent capitalism in any manner. Then he can speak no more. Then Corbyn the ‘diplomat’, the ‘statesman’, pulls off his everyday suit, like Clark Kent, to reveal his threadbare duffel coat and Trotsky hat underneath to join the protest in character. Tosser.

Though not as a big a tosser (very close call) as George Galloway. The muthafucka’s muthafucka. The hateful Scot sent the above tweet on Saturday night after the football. Ok, it cost him his job at Talk Radio as they immediately sacked him, but is that enough? Galloway’s been sacked from more jobs than Theresa May’s cabinet in the last 4 years. He’s almost a professional sackee. But here’s a brain-teaser: how do you get from ‘Spurs’ to ‘Israel flags’ in six steps without using the word ‘Jew’? Because if you do then you’ve crossed anyone’s rules on antisemitism, even Labour’s!!!! Alas the fat fuck will be back soon. Like every nightmare of ‘the bad penny’. And Liverpool FC is currently owned by an American billionaire.

Happy Tuesday

A xxxx