Ok, that’s it, I’m simply not going to cast my vote in next week’s Presidential election. I refuse. I abstain. Ok, I don’t actually get a vote, as such, but… errr… yeah, well, good point. No vote. Thank God for that.

Who the fuck are Americans going to vote for? The brain-damaged molester? Or the woman so careless that she accidentally places 650,000 state department emails on the personal computer of a serial sex offender?

Just when you thought this campaign could get no lower, it just dug itself in yet further still.

The FBI, that semi-evil force of good-ish, the acceptable face of the secret police (mainly because they dress so smartly. In fact they dress like Mormons), were investigating Anthony Weiner. Again. Mr Weiner, if you’ve forgotten, was the Congressman who was kicked out for sending pictures of his… errrr… of his Weiner… Little Weiner, to various women. Who didn’t want to open up a message on their phone and find this dick’s dick staring at them. He was kicked out of congress. But was still in possession of his dick. So started ‘sexting’ some girl. A 15 year-old girl. Oooops. Which in America, is ‘underage’. For… err… sexting? Whatever. Age is an odd thing in the States. You can drink in some states at 18, some at 19, a lot at 21. But you can vote at 18, drive at 16, have sex at 16, possibly whilst driving, but NOT whilst drinking, and you can own a gun at 4. Or 3 with parental supervision. Though you have to be 9 before you can steal dad’s high-powered machine gun firing 100 rounds a minute.

Anyway, The Weiner was married to Huma Abedin, Hillary Clinton’s closest aide and colleague. And obviously some link between the emails and ex-hubby/perv/dirtbag.

My first thought when this all came to light on Friday was ‘what: NOW???’ YOU HAVE TO BRING THIS UP NOW??? 10 days before the fucking election? Must be a Trumpspiracy. Trump has paid off the director of the FBI and got him to spread the dirt at the most sensitive time imaginable.

And yet the emails are there. 650,000 of the fuckers. On the computer of a total liability. If there is any dirty doings here, Americans need to know this before the election. If it was just a ‘mistake’, they really need to know that too. Because where we have ‘silicon valley’ and ‘silicon roundabout’ and silicon implants, the Russians have Hacking Central, Hacking Peripheral and Hacking Everything Else. And if Hillary is accidentally sending sensitive stuff to sex offenders computers, that ain’t safe. Its stupid, ignorant and shows a complete lack of understanding. And she’s the ‘clever candidate’.

I’m not talking about football until it gets better. Much better.

Happy Monday

A xxxx