“Sacked in the morning, you’re getting sacked in the morning…”, so sang the Spurs fans to their manager yesterday in a what transpired was an attack of wishful thinking. As ‘this morning’ arrived and Thomas Frank was still gainfully employed by Tottenham Hotspur plc. Had he been sacked, it’s not like the geezer in the chip shop getting sacked, when he loses his income and has to go scurrying around to find alternative employment. No. When football managers get sacked, they get paid the same as when they weren’t sacked. But only for the… 3 years? maybe 5, left on their contract. Work for 6 months, get paid for 3 years. That’s the way we do it at Spurs. And to be fair, at all other clubs. We just do it more often.

But really, as much as I truly, madly, deeply HATE the culture of a manager turnstile rotating with horrible frequency, THIS CAN’T FUCKING GO ON. We’ve won 1 out of our last 8 matches. Won 4 home games in 24 months. It’s simply abysmal. Something must be done.

We need to get Kemi Badenoch in charge down the Lane. She knows how to get someone ‘sacked in the morning’.

On Thursday we awoke, confident in the knowledge that the great Robert Jenrick was making our lives better and protected in his role as Shadow Justice Minister. A role carrying as much political power as Joey’s as ‘schoolboy/hooligan’. 10 minutes later we learned Kemi had sacked the lying, cheating, duplicitous bastard, after learning of his intention to abandon his Conservative Party to join the Fascist Farages. Ok, to join ‘Reform’, if you must. The little snake had been a’plotting and a’planning to leave his party, his ‘life’s mission’ and pretty much every value he’s been spouting his entire political career, for, basically, his own personal and professional expediency. Because the Tories are unlikely to win the next election and he does. And wants to be ‘leader’. Of something. Anything. And thus became the leader of the turncoats.

Which last week was Jenrick and Nadhim Zahawi. So you can see the quality of candidates that Reform are focussing on. You basically need the letters ‘MP’ after your name and Nige will welcome you with open arms and rotten teeth. (He needs some cosmetic dentistry if he’s ever to stand next to Donald Trump again). Nige can’t be fussy. Needs ‘boots on the ground’ in Westminster. And so ‘welcomed’ Zahawi. The most ironic person ever to set foot in Parliament. He was a chancellor of the Exchequer, the man in charge of the nation’s finances. Ok, briefly. Because for ‘finances’ on that scale, read ‘taxes’. And he didn’t pay his own. Which ‘compromised’ his position somewhat. He ‘begged’ Kemi for a peerage, because you need more scumbags in the Lords, but she refused.

So I’d like to welcome to the Reform Party, where morals have always been questionable, Jenrick the Snake and Zahawi the tax-dodger. Another whose personal aggrandisement outweighs any kind of political affiliation or sense of loyalty.

Perhaps Thomas Frank could join Nigel??? Please? Like, today??

Happy Sunday

A xxxx