So we had Manchester, now we’re back on the election. But its a new election now. Economy’s important, Brexit’s Brexit but its all about who can make us safer. From terrorists, from ISIS, from all manner of loonies intent on causing pain and death because they’re bastards. And apparently we currently possess 23,000 jihadists in our fine nation. 23,000 who, on some level, would be happy to see more of our children dying, more of our buildings crumble, more of our way of life changed to something more Islamist.

This is what I’d do.

Deport all 23,000 jihadis. We don’t have any use for them. We can’t eat them, we don’t want them in our prisons, they have nothing but evil intent. So get rid of them. Where to? I have no idea nor care. Just anywhere-but-here sounds fine to me. We don’t need trials, waste of court time, we don’t need ‘process’, just round them up and put them on several planes. Preferably those American planes where they beat up the passengers.

And so who will protect us from terrorism?

The main arguments seem to be that Jeremy Corbyn will pump another 36 billion quid, or maybe 9.4 billion or even 622 billion, makes no difference, the money’s not there anyway, into the police force. More men on the streets, more people in work. Great. But police don’t really do terrorism, not til after its too late.

Theresa May has doubled intelligence expenditure, but decimated the police. Not sure about the net outcome, but our ‘intelligence’ is pretty wonderful, generally. Long as we don’t share it with those blabbermouth Americans. Who think that if it takes 10 minute for ‘secret and sensitive information’ to get from the CIA to the front page of the New York Times, something must be slowing things down.

My main issue is that Corbyn likes terrorists. Always has. He loved the IRA and he has nothing but tolerance and patience for Hamas and IS and thinks we should be ‘negotiating’ with them. Presumably someone managed to convince him that murderers are just workers doing an unpleasant job therefore need job security and union protection. And I agree, that’s why I always refer to them by the acronym of the ‘Confederation of United National Terrorists’.

Glad that’s sorted. Happy Saturday

A xxxx