Its interesting just how… interesting, some lives can be. Makes you wonder how you can do so much in so little time. Take, f’rinstance, Lewis Ludlow (who???), the man accused of plotting a terrorist attack on Oxford Street, Madame Tussaud’s or St Pauls, aiming to murder ‘about 100’ (not sure of the maths involved in such a calculation, but bow to his superior… errr…) people in the name of IS.

Young Lewis, (26 now) converted to Islam when he was 16. Ok, so far so good. But prior to that he’d been a confirmed Neo-nazi. Who obviously adheres to the ethos ‘if ya can’t beat ’em, join ’em’ and decided that hating (among others) Muslims and waving a swastika around wasn’t as much fun or anything like as zeitgeisty as actually becoming a jihadi. So he was radicalised. Can’t have been hard to do. I reckon anyone offering the chance of more hate, more death and Lewis would’a been asking where to sign. Which makes you wonder what had happened in this poor kid’s life to poison him so much that he sought only organisations of hatred. I’m sure that the word ‘ideology’ is an alien concept to the Lewis Ludlows of this world. Its the ‘glamour’ that is the lure. I honestly doubt he can spell ‘ideology’. Not sure I could without a spellchecker but I’m dyslexic with (little or) no murderous tendencies, so leave me alone.

Lewis calls himself ‘the eagle’. I have no idea why. He certainly doesn’t look like an eagle. He looks like a loser. Maybe he eats mice? Who knows nor cares. He’s goin’ daaarn. Sentenced in November. Good fucking riddance.

The powers that be have decided that Boris Johnson (fat blond Judas type politico pig who changes allegiances like most of us change socks) cannot be charged with any form of racism for his comments about the burka the other day. Though he has been told to do some form of stupidly PC, wrist-slappy kind of ‘sensitivity to minorities training’ or some such neo-liberal bollocks. They’ve been talking about it all morning of the radio. And its all rather strange.

Because although the accusations and debate are about perceived Islamaphobia (which it isn’t) or appropriate level of comments for a Member of Her Majesty’s parliament and whether Boris should be sacked, shot or just hated, its actually become altogether different.

Its become another debate about Brexit. On all the phone-ins, Remainers want the wrath of God meted out upon that ugly blond head whereas Brexiteers find him innocent of all charges and think he should be knighted for ‘having the honesty to speak about such a ridiculously taboo-ified subject. I personally think that the most hurtful, damaging, nasty thing you could ever do to Boris would be to simply ignore him. He’d fucking hate that.

Great win for Spurs today in the first match of their season. Ok, let me re-phrase: a win for Spurs today, which is great. More accurate. We’ll take the points anyway.

Happy first Saturday of the new football season

A xxxx