There’s a new… a new bad thing. Legislative. Not a crime but something you don’t want. Like a sin, but not as much fun. Not criminal but something you wouldn’t want appearing against your Linkdin file. It’s called a(n) ‘NCIH’. And its pronounced “nekiyyehhh”. Ok, its an acronym so you don’t really need to pronounce it at all. ‘Non-Crime Hate Incident’. And its purpose is to make life a million times more miserable than you think it already is. Because virtually anything funny is an NCIH. Comedy is now dead. The open mike nights in the clubs will now feature Woke Warriors giving 2 hour lectures on the meanings behind LGBTQIAPK+. And if you want to know, or even need to ask, what you could possibly ‘+’ onto such an extensive list of atypicals, then they’ll spend the remainder of the lecture expounding on the 100 available ‘gender options’. All use of the word ‘penis’ is officially banned as it upsets trans men, evokes fond memories in trans women and causes mental illness in at least half of the remaining -QIAPKs.

An NCIH protects ‘everyone’ from hate crimes. Unfortunately, it would appear to use a rather militant definition of ‘hate’. The one used by ‘cancel culture’ so freely. Basically, everything Ricky Gervais has ever said, is saying or will say, is a non-crime hate incident. One of his shows should earn him about 258 in one go. Whereas I’d have to write 32 of these postings to reach such a figure. (Must work harder).

And it relates to the new crime of ‘pronoun abuse’ in which some fucking MORON (ie a straight, cis, non-minority, able-bodied heterosexual) gets someone’s pronouns wrong by making stupid, ignorant assumptions, normally ludicrously relating to body parts or facial hair. Imbeciles!!!

And the thing is, I don’t hate anybody. I have nothing but sincere compassion and sympathy for gender dysphorics, I don’t care who you wish to have sex with, meet in a car-park in Stoke after dark or insert small mammals into. I just don’t care. Enjoy. With my blessing. What I hate is the dogmatic insistence of adherence to a set of stupid definitions and protocols by people who are prepared to sacrifice so many of life’s enjoyments and amusements on the alter of political correctness. And its them that I really hate. The radicals. The humourless sheep who will hear no argument, enter no debate and adhere to the most rigorous form of wokeness which even most LGBTQI…s find ludicrous, offensive and detrimental to their cause.

I think they should all watch Gervais’s ‘Supernature’ on Netflix and try to understand that his ‘hate’ (their description, not his) is for them, not for the gender unusuals.

Happy Sunday

A xxxx