deutschland deutschland uber alles
‘we’ played the game without any malice
unlike those Argies, South American scum,
they kicked the shit out of Schweinsteiger; booted him in the bum

then chinned him in the chest, elbowed him on his head,
kicked him in the goolies, left him there for dead.
But Bastian’s a hero, descended from the Hun
He got right up like the Terminator, never one to run.

So they beat him with big sticks, kneed him in the thigh,
punched him, strangled him, bit him and stabbed him in the eye.
His leg cramped, his teeth jarred, his bloody arm fell off
He just kept on going, a hero, not a toff.

The match was actually quite wonderful, it really had it all,
except a goal or two, which eventually came when the net finally caught the ball.
Deep into extra time, the score finally settled right
when penalties were looming the Germans ended the fight.

The match was fast and furious, played at a fabulous pace
The Germans marching onwards, the Argies exploiting the space
Schweiny, (as I call him), was pulling all the strings,
til the ball broke lose and Messi could do his things

But even the little wonderguy, so filled with all that is magical
could fail to prevent the inevitable becoming rather tragical.
To win the World Cup for Leo just wasn’t to be
to become an unquestionable superstar like Pele, Maradona and me.

They gave him the man-of-the-tournamet, a trophy to hang on his wall
that wasn’t what he really wanted, but you just can have it all
As the Germans brought on Gotze, Super-Mario as it turned out
Scored in truly fabulous style and ended the 2 hour goal drought.

So now its really over, the football’s done and dusted,
no more great games to watch, the tv might as well get busted
along with certain reputations, of teams that didn’t do well
England were just plain shite, Brazil are going to hell

Spain fell a long way, the Dutch lost the plot
The French are of no concern and Croatia can go and rot.
Because everybodys singing, from Berlin to Buckingham Palace,
of the German victory; Deutschland, Deutschland uber alles.

Happy monday

A xxxx