Jeremy Corbyn hates the Queen. No doubt about it. I haven’t asked him, I just know. And not on a personal level; I’m sure he’d go for a drink down the pub with Our Liz, but on matter of principle he’d hate the reigning monarch of our country.

Because in the politics of envy and divisiveness, as exemplified by the Miliband/Corbyn axis of evil, the entire population is simplified into mere ‘rich’ and ‘poor’, or more fashionably: ‘rich’ and ‘working’. As if the two are mutually exclusive. And on any level its harder to get more ‘rich’ than The Queen of England.

Elizabeth II is the end point of a family tree of historical record dating back to Alfred the Great (though greater than who? if he was the first king?) in 871 or thereabouts. The monarchy has long since lost control of any form of executive power, ceding that to parliament, they no longer lead us to war (too dangerous; might get blown up by terrorists on the way to the battle), they don’t control the church, in fact they don’t do very much at all. Except waving. Lots of waving. They haven’t taken that privilege away from royalty. Not yet.

Jeremy Corbyn is the end point of very blurry line. That probably started in 1243 in the Shropshire countryside. His ancestors were serfs, peasants, tilling the land, knee-deep in mud and shit, 19 hours a day, 6 days a week. And in that mud they might find the odd potato, or radish, or Big Mac. But just as they were poised to eat this fruitful bounty, some poncey fucking Lord would ride up on a big white stallion and demand it from them as a tithe. The taxman cometh. And as this Lord would have a big sword, and a band of soldiers with bows and arrows and all manner of dangerous shit, the food would be dutifully, but resentfully, passed over.

The world sadly no longer works in such a manner. But the Corbyns never forgot nor forgave. And however homogenous the population became, the mere presence of any wealth or privilege would strike a genetic chord which rattled with his Marxist/Maoist philosophy which preached first and foremost an end to monarchies.

So today, as our Queen (and I’m allowed to get a bit Alf Garnett over this) becomes the longest reigning monarch in our very very long history, the debate once again resurfaces about getting rid of them. The debate brought about by the Corbynite morons who fail to see what a massive financial bonus it is to the nation to have a monarchy who don’t in fact rule, but just look nice and attract more tourists than any seven Disneylands.

The whole point of the modern monarchy is that there’s no point in them. They’re just there. Its like an ornament. But one that generates massive income for all.

So God save the Queen. That’s what me and Alf Garnett say.

Happy longest reigning monarch ever day

A xxxx