Coming home tonight. Bummer. Leaving the peace, quiet, sunshine and delightfulness of blue-skyed, beautiful Mykonos for… for… for frikkin’ Gatwick. Asshole of the world. But there ya go.

And although ‘London’s’ least favourite airport may be the asshole of the world, its not the only contender for the prize. Oh no. There are soooooooo many candidates. Not based on race, religion, gender, transgender nor political affiliation. Not even about football team supported nor the tendency to sit in the outside lane driving at 35 in a 50 speed limit. No there are assholes everywhere.

Its just that at this specific, precise moment in time, its the right wing extremists that seem to be tipping the balance in their favour on the scale of world asshole claims.

The killer of Jo Cox had some kind of right wing something. He had affiliated to both American and South African extremist organisations, but like, back in 2003, 2008. Maybe he’d been reborn as a jihadi? A Jew for Jesus? A communist? Who knows, but he’s tainted by his right winginess, as he should be.

And then there’s all the trouble at the Euro football. All in the cause of ‘nationalism’. First the Russian ‘ultras’ attack the poor, innocent(ish) England fans. All the Russians are affiliates of right wing, racist organisations who supply swastika tattoos and black balaclavas with every membership application.

Last night was the turn of the Croatians. Not happy with being 2-0 up against the Checks, their fans decided that what their team needed was some help from a bunch of neanderthal neo-nazis in the stands. Who answered the (silent) call with flares and violence.

What the world needs is to rid itself of right wingism altogether. Then it would be happy again. Ok, and left wingism. And probably centrism too. Right; abolish the entire political spectrum, grow your own food, live in a tent in Wilshire, hug trees, worship the weather. Back to basics. Like they do in Wales.

Happy un-nationalistic Saturday

A xxxx