All hail The Donald, the peacemaker supreme. As long as there’s a deal in it for him. Bless him.

He’s going to Saudi Arabia to ‘sort out’ the Ukraine business once and for all. And he probably will. It needs to end. He’ll meet Pooot’n there and they’ll plan the end of the war. Brilliant.

What about Ukraine? Shouldn’t they be at least allowed to listen in to these two ‘great men’? If only to hear ‘what they’re deciding’? Possibly, even, to offer input, maybe suggestions? Even to make claims or demands? Not that they’ll mean much. Because what these two, unquestionably ‘most powerful men in the world’ seem to be doing is ‘divvying’ up the world between them. Then there’ll be peace.

“OK, Vlad, I’ll take Gaza, Greenland and Canadia, you get Ukraine, Crimea and Estonia, maybe I’ll throw in Lithuania if you leave Poland alone. And I’ll give you Mississippi for free.”

It’s like a giant game of monopoly, but you ‘buy’ countries instead of streets. You can do that if you have all the bombs.

So, just to clarify: I like Trump on Israel. On everything else he’s an insane man.

And because I feel the two big boys are sharing out the world between themselves, I am, for the first time in my life, in agreement with James O’Brien. Don’t know James? You’re lucky. He’s a presenter on LBC radio. He’s the ‘anti-Nick-Ferrari’. Because whereas Nick is the nicest, loveliest, cleverest bloke in the world, O’Brien is a simpering, smug, neo-leftist, champagne-socialistic, total tosser who thinks that its fine to be a vile antisemite as long as he claims he doesn’t have a racist bone in his pathetic, flabby body.

The smart question is: “so why listen to his show?” But it’s too smart for me to answer sensibly other than ‘…keep your enemies closer’. Same as reading the Mail on Sunday. It’s to provoke myself. My life is otherwise too stress free.

So we shall wait and see what this proposed ‘peace’ will look like. But you know Zelensky won’t like it one bit.

Happy Thursday

A xxxx