Its happened. What, for all other people is ‘hot news!!’ about a splinter group of MPs leaving the Labour party today, but as I predicted and anticipated this yesterday, for you, this is old news. I am Nostradamus! Why have they left? I think one sub-headline on the BBC’s newspage sums it up beautifully, reading: “A guide to Labour antisemitism claims”. Its such a vast topic that it needs a user-friendly ‘guide’ to plot you through it. But good luck to Chukka and Luciana et al who are presently just gonna sit there as ‘independents’ but inevitably, in time, either Corbyn will be assassinated by me or they’ll form a new party. John McDonnell, the Scumbag-in-Chief’s chief Scumbag, said that they shouldn’t have left. That they’d be better off ‘fighting their corner’. Like Luciana Berger hasn’t been doing just that for 2 years producing no change other than the increase in the levels of personal abuse she suffers. McDonnell continued: ‘Labour is a family’. Right. A totally dysfunctional family of abusers, wife-beaters and morons headed by a unilateral totalitarian dictator in a fucking beret. Someone should call social services. A mere 7 have run so far, but I fear (read: ‘Hope’) that more will follow.

Meanwhile Shamima Begum wants people to show her some sympathy, some compassion, and let her come home. She was ‘just a housewife in Syria’. Well, she should have gone to Bradford instead, then she could come home any time she wanted. Her new baby was born yesterday, so mazzletov to her and the family. Though its not about whether she’s in Syria or Turkey or Bradford or Ruislip. Its about why she went. And that was to become the Jihadi bride that she wished for. And in doing so she bought into the whole IS shtick. And I’m sure she showed ‘compassion and sympathy’ as her husband and his mates and her whole new ‘family’ (not the Labour ‘family’, a different one bent on a different kind of destruction) beheaded and raped and killed and tortured their way across the Levant.

And its not just the arguments about the morality and desirability of ‘welcoming’ home someone with a poisoned mind, its a logistical nightmare too. Britain has no diplomatic ties to Syria. Has no forces there, no consular staff, no-one. So before we decide what to do with her, she has to make her way to Turkey. Back the way she came just 4 years ago. I would say ‘wiser’ but somehow I doubt it.

Happy Monday

A xxxx