We’re at war. Well, not Britain, exactly, we’ve sort of ‘bowed out’ of any specific involvement, including using our Middle East bases. But ‘we’, the rest of decent people of the world who aren’t Kier Starmer, are rather pleased that Israel and America have attacked the most dangerous and awful regime on the planet.

Until the Green Party take power over here; then we’ll be the worst.

I’ll admit that I did vote ‘Green’ on Thursday, because they’re the only politicians who really ‘speak to me’. Though I must say that during their entire election campaign there was no mention whatsoever of ‘climate warming’, ‘renewable power’, ‘protection of the environment’ or ‘polar bears’. Nothing. Not a word. Not in English anyway. They may have actually mentioned a ‘green issue’ in the Urdu version of their election pledge brochure, but they never told me. They ‘spoke to me’ because of their words about working. ‘DON’T DO IT!!!’, they say, ‘YOU’RE JUST MAKING THE RICH GET RICHER!!!’ Oh, fuck, I never realised that. But Zac Polanski told me it’s true and he’s not only clever, but looks like the ‘before’ picture in my orthodontic handbook. Not only that but he said it in all in Arabic. Because all the other messages from the Greens were about Gaza. I’m not aware of Gazans being that good at recycling but they must be to garner such unwavering support from the only party intent on global ecological stability. Aren’t they? Yet they seem way more aligned to Hamas than to Greenpeace. If we’re lucky, Zac and his crew will go over to help those poor Iranians and Ayatollahs, currently under fire from Trump. I think they should. Wherever radical, extremist Muslims suffer, they need a wind-farm.

Back to the war. They’re blaming Israel. What a massive fucking surprise that is. Some dozy slapper on the radio said that ‘Israel only wants chaos, peace is not on its agenda’. Really? Short memory some people have, not even reaching back to October 7th 2023. And the constant bombardment they’ve endured for decades from Hamas and Hezbollah, both proxies of Iran. So yeah, Israel would be aggressive, and yeah, the last thing Israel wants is a nuclear bomb in Tehran because they know where it would be aimed. Israel wants peace. It’s what it has always and only wanted. But victim-blaming does not apply to Israel. It’s allowed. And eventually leads to ‘globalise the intifada’ shouts and protests, even painted on a statue of Churchill.

Its great. It’s just what us Greens want. Shame that when Zac P was scheduled to speak before an extremist Muslim group, he was forced to withdraw because he’s gay. Oh. We’ll get over that. Green is the new colour. We need plumbers in Westminster. But this time; not just unblocking the toilets!!!

Happy Saturday

A xxxx