MTWSA is the new MAGA. Make The World Shit Again.

As we reach the magical?, mystical??, benchmark (of what?)??, 100th day of the second Trump presidency, it is an ideal time to look back on precisely how, and what, the great man (his words) have achieved. Why ‘100 days’ is some watershed moment in politics is, quite frankly, beyond me. We don’t count the days. Only til its over. We count the achievements, the progress, possibly the slow start towards something better than we have. This 100 day line exists purely for the red tops, the sensationalists and, of course, for The Don. Who claimed a whole raft of claims of what he would accomplish in his ‘first 100 days’.

Peace in Ukraine. Hmmm.
Peace in Gaza. Ditto.
Establishment of the Palestinian Riviera, named Trump Akbar! With a statue. An orange one.
World stability. Yeah, right.
Prosperity for ALL Americans. The poor are starving, the rich getting poorer as their shares plummet.
Putting right the world ‘ripping off the United States for years’. Yup, done that. But at what cost?
Stopping the passage of fentanyl to America.
Alienating every nation on the planet? Wasn’t a stated goal but even a fool could see the outcome. Other than that fool.
Ridding the world of Elon Musk. Not his stated aim, more mine.

But Trump has achieved one very important thing. He has re-defined and established permanently, and f’rever, what is ‘fake news’. Which has, quite frankly, hounded him throughout his political career.

Fake news is any item, website, article or tv snippet which in any way questions Donald Trump’s actions in a negative way. It is the ultimate ‘Trump card’, to be played at any time. Maybe a ‘get out of jail’ card. Literally. Pete Hegseth fucks up by sending WhatsApp messages of national security sensitivity to random journalists; that’s just the ‘left wing press making a big deal’ of what is in reality… quite a big deal. But they made such a fuss that he did the same thing 2 weeks later. And we ask why? Because he’s a fuckwit? Because, as defence secretary, he has no idea about security? Or because ‘the papers just blew the story up to please the Democrats’?

I can’t see the Ukraine war ending today. Call me an old sceptic. Putin has agreed to a ceasefire for 3 days but his idea of what a ‘ceasefire’ means may differ from that of every other human on the planet outside of Moscow.

Canada voted in Mark Carney for PM, the ‘anti-Trump’ candidate, so Mr Prez will have to work harder to make their neighbours to the north ‘the 51st state’.

And Spurs have had their worst season in 86 years. Possibly 43.

So what has ‘he’ done in 100 days? Major world fuckage. That’s what he’s done. Can hardly wait for the next 100.

Happy Tuesday

A xxxx