And here is the news:

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We’ve all learned a lot about statistics during this epidemic. We know that number of positive tests are meaningless. We know that ‘deaths’ are not all they’re made out to be. So we’ve moved on to averages rather than actual raw numbers. And rates of change. Comparisons. Rates of rates of rates of change. And the big one, excess deaths. Those over and above what would normally occur at this time of year. And that is really interesting. Because of massive regional variations. In England. I can’t be concerned with other nations at this point, I’d drown in numbers.

The North West has a 30% increase in ‘excess deaths’. Thus presumed to be covid linked. London has 0% increase. That’s quite staggering. I mean, we know that the good people of Manchester and Liverpool aren’t accustomed to washing their hands, nor much else really. But 30%!!!

If we look to football fans, this means that there are now 30% less Liverpool and Everton fans than there were in January. 30% less Manchester City fans. Manchester United fan numbers are unaffected. Arsenal fan numbers relate to covid rates in Iran, Saudi Arabia and the caves of Afghanistan. For Chelsea and West Ham infection rates please refer to Her Majesty’s Corrections department for current information. Spurs fan numbers also remain constant. Until there’s a barmitzvah. Then they spike a bit.

In other news, Jeremy Corbyn yesterday showed that in order to get back into the Labour Party he would make the most spectacular ‘u-turn’ on everything he’s been saying for the last 5 years. “Anti-semitism in the Labour Party has NOT been exaggerated or overstated, even though I did say precisely that last week. I must make this plain and clear… (cut to the ‘opposed to racism’ line)… and not just to wheedle my skulking way back to parliament like a grovelling worm”.

Thank you and good night.

A xxxx