‘Nice’ is possibly the most horrible word in the English language. ‘Bollocks’ is in most cases a much nicer (nooooo) word, though obviously with a different meaning.

Yet sometimes I just think that so many people act in ways of such arseholish dickheadedness that really, what we need is more niceness. More tolerance. Understanding. Empathy. Compassion. Because the opposite of ‘nice’ is not ‘horrible’ or ‘nasty’ or even ‘not nice’, but is in fact ‘dogmatic’.

And whilst we’re talking words, how about ‘heteronormativity’. It’s a play in which Jesus is gay. Ok, its about a straight man’s heart rate during exercise. Ok, none of those. You know what it means. The normalisation of heterosexual standards!!! An awful thing. Which is why, at a school in Nottingham, the inclusivity person in charge came up with a new school chant of ‘SMASH HETERONORMATIVITY’. Songwriter, she ain’t. So the chaplain at the school, which is a Church of England school and is funded due to its almost toxic levels of Christianity, made a sermon. As chaplains are wont to do. And in it he said that you should listen to all the lovely, rabid, totally-woke LGBT+++ sentiments but obviously you have a right to challenge their ‘ideology’. Key word. Calls it for what it is. A set of demands for equality and inclusivity that carry the weight of religious doctrine, the questioning of which SHOULD BE ILLEGAL!!!!

And this priest then stated the official Christian line(s). Marriage is between a man and a woman of opposing genders and only ever one set of pronouns. And sex belongs in marriage, not in phone boxes, car seats or anywhere outside a proper, hetero-type marriage. As marriage between anything else, gays, transes, animals or hedges, is banned by God.

The best bit of the story is that the school, in its shock horror of the chaplain’s words, called Prevent. They are the anti-terrorist, anti-radicalisation unit of the police. I mean, really??? Prevent told them politely to fuck off and waste someone else’s time. The priest is sacked, the wokeness prevailed, the Christians can go… well, they can’t ‘fuck themselves’ because that’s not within the bible instructions.

So what you have is your essential ‘rock and a hard place’. A battle between two sets of horrible, rigid, dogmatic, unyielding paradigms, neither of which allows ‘wiggle room’ or compromise of any significance.

The wokes don’t want mere acceptance for their minority, they want total domination and control of the 99%. Who are ‘normal’ IN THE STATISTICAL WAY ONLY!!!!!, (holy shit, ya gotta be so careful), but not allowed to act it. And the Christians who feel that God’s word (not that anyone’s ever heard him speak) is unarguable and set in the stones Moses carried down from the mountain.

So I’d just like to say: its all bollocks (nice word). And if people were just a little nicer (horrible word), everything could be nicely accommodated in a really nice way.

I’m over football. It has no meaning in my life.

Happy Sunday

A xxxx