Do you read the Mail on Sunday? You should do. But only if you’re very right wing (obvs) and aren’t really interested in learning stuff which could loosely be described as ‘news’, more about learning stuff which is sort of ‘reactionary rubbish’. Which is why I will NOT cancel my subscription. It is funnier than Private Eye. Because where as that wonderful mag is intentionally satirical, the Mail actually takes itself seriously.

“Terrifying our children with doom-mongering propaganda about climate change is nothing less than abuse”!!!! Runs one headline. Ok, I’m only jealous because I thought I held the role as the biggest climate-change-skeptic on the planet, but this dude is an outright denier. Carbon? What fucking carbon???

There’s also 46 pages on Harry and Meg. I get that. Real news. I don’t think a full page spread on Megan look-a-likes is in any way excessive. In fact I want more pages on worthless brunettes robbed of a possible income stream unless they too move to Canada. And they have now, officially, removed the couple’s ‘HRH’ designations. They are Royal Highnesses no longer! I don’t know what I’d do if mine was removed; my life would have no meaning. But best of all is the ‘comparison’ between Harry (lovely boy, good to his grandma, does lots of charitable stuff, one’o the lads, etc, etc…) and Edward VII, (also a soldier, rabid fascist, married Yank tart divorcee nazi sympathiser and was rightly hated by everyone) who ‘also’ abdicated. They could be twins. Other than looking different. And being different. Otherwise its just uncanny!!!

The Labour leadership campaign is treated with the contempt you’d expect from the ‘one small step away from being the BNP supporting’ Mail on Sunday. They hate all the candidates. If Tony Blair was ‘Lenin’ to the Mail, what the fuck do they reckon to Corbyn? And thus to Keir Starmer and Rebecca Long Bailey? The latter of whom has upset everyone by mentioning an unmentionable. She said something about abortion laws. Nothing pro of anti, nothing radical or moral or judgmental. But if there’s one word no politician can ever mention without instant career ruination following immediately, it is “ab*rti*n”. In any context whatsoever. Because either the women’s rights groups or the Christians will get you. Or both.

There’s lots of football ‘news’ too. But I didn’t read it. Can’t read it. It’s too upsetting. Too depressing. Too… too… its just shit. All of it.

Happy Sunniest Sunday ever

A xxxx