Donald Trump has a lot to answer for really. He’s a sexist pig, a total moron, he repeats everything he says twice, because its so important you might have missed it the first time. (Bring in finger gestures:) SO. IMPORTANT. YOU. MAY. HAVE. MISSED. IT. THE. FIRST. TIME. He builds walls to keep his neighbours out, sucks up to the Russians, threatens the Koreans to the point where we’re closer to nuclear war than any time since 1962 and sends bombs and missiles across the world like most people send Easter Eggs.

I can forgive all of that. But having your own son cavorting round the White House gardens in full Arsenal kit????

I mean: WTF????

This is Barron Trump (naming children as a way of pandering to your own outrageous ego is a whole different question) who is 11. And the thought is that Barron was ‘turned’ by either Thierry Henry (former Arsenal striker and French hand-ball specialist) who met Trump at some book signing or other; or by Piers Morgan, noted Gooner and serial contender for the ‘World’s Biggest Tosser’ title for 27 consecutive years. Morgan ‘befriended’ Trump (fame and famous people are everything to Morgan) when on his Apprentice show.

One of those 2, we feel, ‘radicalised’ the innocent child who may previously have decided to do his cavorting dressed as a Washington Redskin (before they ban the name on PC grounds) with shoulder pads and helmet. Or a Yankees kit. Utah Jazz. Enough fucking sports teams over there, for God’s sake.

Yet he chose an Arsenal one. His father must have known this would be deemed offensive in so much of North London. Personally I’d have been happier to see the little tyke in ISIS black, rather than ‘THAT’.

This is the final straw. Raping women is one thing, but dressing your son as a Gooner?

I’m with Kim Jong-Un on this one.

Happy Thursday

A xxxx