Donald Trump is a plonker, we all know that. An orange one. And he talks in phrases, which he repeats. So he doesn’t forget what he’s just said, in case it was important, which it invariably wasn’t. He can’t handle whole sentences and so entire concepts are quite frankly beyond his capability. Which all put together has an almost Forest Gumpian feel to it, or ‘Being There’, where subnormal people reach great heights by saying very little into which everyone else reads profound wonderment.

Our Donald was addressing the NRA, the most powerful organisation in America, including Congress and the Senate, so it would seem to an outsider. And because it was the NRA his previous stance of ‘we must protect our children’ changed to ‘guns are more important than fuckin kids’ in the flash of a sponsorship donation. What’s a few dead teenagers compared to our constitutional right to shoot who the hell we want? And to illustrate his point he chose Britain. London, in fact. Which he already has issues with because we conned him out of his Embassy’s fuck-off site in Grosvenor Square and stitched him up with a disused warehouse in Vauxhall in exchange… and a billion quid. He likes a ‘good deal’. Well, (for us) this was a dream deal.

So Donald conjures up an imaginary, nameless hospital in London, ‘right in the centre’, in which there are so many knife victims that the corridors flow with blood. Its like a ‘war zone’. And England has the strictest gun control of anywhere!!!!

I just don’t know what point the man is trying to make. I can’t see any sense in this comparison. Is he saying that we need guns in Britain to protect us from knives? Or so that our killers can use guns instead, making them much more efficient and producing less blood to mop up? Or that increasing gun control in the US would just lead to more knife crime?

I have no idea. Its just an ill-conceived (and obviously totally fictionalised) story that the great man feels justifies the virtual ‘no-control’ policy on guns in America and the best reason for it to continue, unchecked. I’m sure the collective inbred retards of the NRA gave him a standing ovation for his stunning illustration.

So their answer remains consistent. If kids have guns, give teachers bigger guns. Faster guns, more powerful guns. I know an old lady who swallowed a fly, I don’t know why she didn’t just swallow a cruise missile and end it right there.

Happy Bank Holiday, sunny Monday

A xxxx