So it was Huw Edwards wot dunnit. Oh no. I love Huw. He’s been my main man (and I NEVER miss the 10 o’clock BBC news, series record, alarms, warning alerts, post-its on the tv) for 20 years!!! And now this! He’s just a… he’s nothing better than… he’s a downright… hmmm…

What’s he done then? If the police have stated that there is no investigation because nothing is illegal, then why are we even ‘here’? Oh, because The Sun brought us here. Oh, that’s fine then. Slam out a few amazingly provocative headlines making wildly inflammatory, career-destroying, BEEB-destabilising allegations, for which ‘they have loads of evidence’ which they’ve not shown to ANYBODY!

And then, its just ‘oh well, it appeared to be a bit tasty, a bit illegal, but anyway, its downright disgraceful, inappropriate and fuckin’ IMMORAL for a newscaster to act in such a way’. No foul. No penalty.

So here we are now. With basically, The Sun newspaper ruining a man’s life, on grounds of immorality. The Sun. Immorality. I’ll let the sheer hypocrisy and laughable irony just sit there for a second. The newspaper who only stopped showing its daily pair of tits because of a government act, the one which has more employees listening to hacked phones than listening to the radio. The sleazy, scummy, low-rent rag now decides on matters moral.

What really happened was the newspaper speculated and lost. And yet the only real loser is Huw. A long-time depressive, he’s currently in a hospital sorting out his head. And he may have acted in ways ‘unbecoming to a news presenter’, that’s yet to be proven. But his life is ruined. By a filthy newspaper on a fishing expedition for a scandal.

Let’s face it, if you published a headline ‘FAMOUS GOVERNMENT MINISTER/HEAD TEACHER/CORPORATE CEO/CONSULTANT FILMED WITH RENT BOY!!!!’ you have 14,000 very important people sweating over their morning cornflakes.

Get well Huw. Even though, it would appear, if all pans out, that you are a bit ‘odd’.

Happy Thursday

A xxxx