I’ve been watching BBC World News service out here. Because I like the news. No, I love the news. I’m a news-whore. Can’t get enough. And you realise, watching BBC World Shit, that there actually isn’t enough. Not for me, and not to fill 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, f’rever and’ever.
So they repeat it. All the fucking time. If you watch it for more than 50 minutes, you’re back where you came in. I actually sent the BBC and email on monday complaining that the world service on tv is not just mind-numbingly dull and repetitive, but also almost completely void of football. I mean; what the f-??? Its British. I pay my license fee but just happen to be in Jamaica. I need a round up. I need the goals. I need English football. And I can’t get any from the British Broadcasting Cretins. I want my money back.
So I turned over to CNN. And Fox News. Both of which are currently engaged in a Cosby-a-thon. Up to 97 hours of solid coverage of the ‘Bill Cosby affair’. Or ‘affairs’. Or ‘rapes’. Allegedly. Lots of allegedlies. One lawyer out of every 4 in America is currently on tv news channels questioning the validity of 24-year-old evidence; its relevance, whether the judge should be censured if he accepts it…zzzzzzzzzzzzz…
This isn’t underage stuff; even the Americans can’t compete with has-been British celebs on that count. And its not mere ‘groping’ or mild-mannered-molestation. This is ‘he fucking drugged me and raped me’. Holy shit.
He gave the girl in question quaaludes. Which, back in the day was the Americans’ drug of choice for a great night out. Drop a ‘lude and its party time. Have a few beers, smoke something pungent and way-hey-hey.
Unless you’re with Bill Cosby, in which case that same combination renders you unconscious and raped.
Bill Cosby was the biggest something or other on American tv. For decades. The Cosby Show. And now he’s old and a bit rickety. Though still must be accountable for his past actions, if they were naughty. Which they might have been. But how are we ever going to know? I wasn’t there. Were you? No, only Bill and the bird. He’s saying it was consensual, she’s saying not. In fact she’s shouting ‘HE DRUGGED ME!!!’ rather loudly.
At least it gives the news channels something to do in the quiet times.
Happy New Years Day 2016
A xxxx
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