The Labour conference started yesterday. In Liverpool. And its really exiting, but like REALLY!!!! Because Labour have never, in anyone who still has the facility to remember anything’s memory, been in the situation of being ‘miles ahead’ in the opinion polls. Twenty points. ‘The election is theirs to lose!!!!’, as they say. So Labour don’t really have to do anything. In fact, best to say very little. Do nothing. Make no promises, keep the plans vague. No decisions on spending, taxing, no need to balance the books, Diane Abbot can do that after they’ve won. Basically, keep shtum!!!

Because a 20 point lead is truly massive and can’t realistically get any higher. But it can come down. Oh yes, it can come down.

The easiest way for it to significantly reduce is to increase the amount of air time given to their leader. The man who exudes such confidence he could reduce a room full of rappers to insecure wimps and nervous wrecks in 10 minutes. The deputy leader, Angela Rayner may be fucking huge, but she’s 6 foot of toxic redhead gobbiness and northern Corbynism. Speaking of whom, they asked him on his way into conference about the Hamas attack, and he immediately blamed Israel. Big fucking surprise. Leopards, spots…Though why is he there? Wasn’t he banned from the party?

Anyway, we are the best Labour party in 40 years, possibly 50, no-one can remember any viable Labour person since Tony Blair and he wasn’t really ‘Labour’ in any true sense of the party values anyway. So I’m going to say ‘anyway’ once more, its my word of the day. Anyway, This is what we’re going to say in response to ANY question: “this government has wrecked this country for the last 12 years and their leader is weak”. Rinse and repeat. And repeat and repeat… ad infinitum. Which is what it feels like when you hear any of them speak. An infinite depth into blame-ism. Because that won’t upset any prospective voters. No. It’ll just bore them to tears.

Conference will be interesting… in an exceptionally boring way. Evasion, obfuscation and blame. The holy trinity of Labour Policy. Cos if ‘we’ say anything, we might upset someone.

Meanwhile, in case you weren’t aware: WE’RE TOP OF THE LEAGUE!!! Oh. My. God!!! We enter the ‘international break’ sitting oh so pretty. All we can hope is, unlike the Labour party, we haven’t peaked and the only way is down.

I’m going to Downing Street tonight for a vigil. Don’t know if Hamas will take notice of a bunch of middle-class, middle-aged Jews in London but just feel I need to do something, however symbolic.

Happy Monday

A xxxx