There’s a movie coming out. A real ‘must see’. Essential viewing. Destined for classic status. I can hardly wait. Its the Paw Patrol movie and its out now-ish!

What? You don’t know ‘Paw Patrol’? What are you, older than 5? Or don’t know anyone younger than 5?? Paw Patrol is simply where its at. Joey won’t leave home without his PP cars, toys, t-shirts, mugs, cups and uniform. And when he does its only to ask for videos of PP as soon as he arrives where he’s going. But that is videos of the tv show. Now we’re talking… the movie!!!

Which you’d think would be met with only two possible reactions.

1. I don’t give a shit, I’m not 3.
2. Brilliant!! I am 3!! Or I know someone who is and who therefore will probably love it.

Because what’s not to love about a bunch of dogs dressed up as policeman (the main dude), firemen, paramedics, helicopter pilots, and rescue… dogs? Rescue things. And rescue they do. You get into a fix, a jam, get stuck up a tree, assaulted by cats, anything, PP will come to the rescue. Its like The Marvel Avengers for the dribbling classes.

But there’s a problem. Quite a big problem. The Guardian newspaper, that bastion of hard-left, ultra-woke, so-PC-it-fucking-hurts bullshit, have been harshly critical of the PP movie. Why? Does it have excessive violence? No. Is it overtly sexual in content? Not really, bit of sniffing, probably, but that’s dogs. Does it have subliminal satanic messages that will turn your toddler in Damien from the Omen??? No.

It portrays the police doggy as a hero.

That’s its crime. And that all but one of the PP dogs are boys, not bitches. You know its ok to write bitches in this context, right?

And for most militant lefties, the police are the enemy. Most could not tell you why, but that’s the case. And if British Gas have guidelines about how many women it needs of its board of directors, PP should adhere to the same rules. Its just common sense.

The Guardian don’t want children becoming police admirers. It clashes with their rhetoric. They probably think that the police dog should be more institutionally racist, should shoot black dogs in the back (BLACK DOGS MATTER!!) and that the heroics should be shared around with the other doggies, NOT just the bloody police stealing all the glory.

And Joey read the critique and had to agree. He immediately burned all his PP stuff and asked for a bust of Lenin and a Che Guevara t-shirt (size 2-3).

Bloody pigs.

Happy Sunday

A xxxx