The headline reads: ‘paying prostitutes is a new French crime’. Fantastic! Prostitution is now free (at the point of service) in France. Maybe state-aided. You get vouchers with your tax return. Those French who pay tax, that is. Dominique Strauss-Kahn, now implicated in ‘the Panamanian Shit’, certainly doesn’t pay tax. There again he doesn’t pay prostitutes either, preferring to rape chamber maids instead. So whilst being the major outspoken advocate for the evils of offshore banking, DSK now features prominently in the Mossack Fonseca offshore banking scandal. What’s French for ‘irony’?

But I don’t want to talk about him. I want to talk about prostitutes. And the French. Two words that sit very comfortably together. The French are an amoral bunch of shag-fiends. Always have been. For them ‘love and marriage’ go together like a horse and carriage (until you eat the fucking horse! you Gallic savage) but not exclusively. Never exclusively. You love your wife. You love your mistress(es). You love anyone you can get your hands on. And if you can’t do it for free, which even pathetic ugly losers like Francoise Hollande seem to have no problem with, then you go find a hooker. There’s thousands in Paris. La Pigalle has been their home forever. I’m sure other French cities have them too. And I’ve heard that you can find prostitutes in other major (and minor) cities and towns too. Right throughout the world.

But the French now want to make it a crime to pay a prostitute. Prostitution is not illegal and never will be. But the client is now guilty for payment and will be fined.

What’s the point of that? Do they think they can end prostitution over there? Good luck with that. Not for nothing is it called ‘the oldest profession’. Maybe they’ll make payment to hookers via offshore accounts in Panama to circumvent the problem.

Tom Cruise is moving to England. Halleluyah. He’s moving to Saint Hill Manor, the UK home of Scientology. Little Tom is now so big in scientology that he’s about to be promoted to the status of ‘Vulcan Warlord’, just one away from Obi Wan Kanobi. And all it cost him was about 762 million dollars. A fucking bargain.

The ‘Church’ of Scientology is just bollocks, pure and simple. Based on the rantings of a third rate science fiction writer who changed, when his books failed to sell, and turned his ridiculous fiction into a religion. And people actually believed his shit. I think I’m going to invent a new religion based on pure fiction and fantasy and fabrication and get everyone to believe it. I going to call it ‘The Bible’. Send your donations NOW!!!

Blessed Thursday; live long and prosper.

A xxxx