Ok, so Brexit is winning. Should the polls be believed. And can we believe them? After the last general election when they all got it tragically, diabolically wrong? No, of course we can’t, they’re all tossers. Mainly because people lie when polled. And as the polls are used by all parties before any election to try and influence votes (‘you wouldn’t wanna vote for the losing side; would’ja?’ or ‘now come on, they are winning, we need YOU to help US!’) and are, in essence, just more meaningless statistics, we should always lie to pollsters. To keep them discredited and keep elections about the voter and his conscience. Without influence from overpaid number crunchers. Or from The Sun, with their very impartial and unbiased headline yesterday of: “BE-LEAVE”.

Yet it would appear that the leavers are winning. In no small part because Labour have decided that for something this important its probably best to let the Tories just fight it out among themselves. Comrade Corbyn is a leaver in remainer’s clothes. Which look about as good on him as all his other clothes; ill-fitting, out-of-date and uncomfortable.

So the Cameroonies, the now-panicking remain team, have gone to plan B.

Plan A was: scare the shit out of the electorate about how we’ll all die in a nuclear attack, economically if not literally, should we leave Europe. Didn’t work. Mainly because no-one knows but also because everyone saw it as just sensationalist lies and speculation.

Okay; hit them with plan B then. Send in the Chancellor! He’s scary. And he’ll tell us that the second we leave the EU he’s gonna tax the shit out of us. Even more than he already taxes the shit out of us now. Income tax UP, inheritance tax UP, fuel duty UP (we just don’t care and would hardly notice), alcohol duty UP: FUCK ME THAT WOULD BE A CATASTROPHE!!!!! On a national scale. Its like Cameron has ‘the ten plagues of Brexit’ lined up. And there’s still time for 8 more.

Gareth Bale has ‘done an Andy Murray’ and become an England hater/baiter. “Wales are better than England” is fine. What’s he gonna say? We’re a bunch of sheep-shagger progeny totally dependent on two decent players and a team spirit consolidated in the Gay Bars of Swansea? So we can forgive that. Then comes: “no England player would make it into the Welsh squad!!” Well of course not, Gareth, they’re not Welsh, wouldn’t be allowed. Oh, you mean ‘on merit’. Well that’s not such a clever statement really.

Its our anniversary today. 30 years. FUCK. ME. Where’d it go???

Happy anniversary

A xxxx