Goes to my hea-ea-ea-ea-ead, and to my gut. And there it does magical, marvelous, magnificent things and creates a super-bacterial environment that will make me live an extra 40 years. And they don’t know why, they just know it does. And its a super ‘anti-oxidant’ and we love one’a them. And apparently even if you only drink it occasionally, the benefits are still there. So just imagine how healthy, how wonderful, how live longier you’d be if you drank 3 bottles a day before breakfast! Must be worth a go. Said so in the paper.

It also said that Prime Minister Boris Johnson has done the most unconstitutionally, inconceivable, unconscionable, irreconcilable, incontinental and… bad thing ever!!!! by suspending parliament. Even though everyone does such a thing every year. Just not for so long and certainly not when its Brexit time. Which doesn’t occur every year, just non-fucking-stop for the past 3. And there’s the rub. By suspending parliament now or ‘proroguing’ as we call it (using the Queen’s ‘prerogative’) it is effectively stopping it from having any say in how we leave Europe. In other words, if we go without a deal, no amount of stupid posturing and conniving from Corbyn can stop it. Because parliament won’t have sufficient time to block it, or pass laws preventing it, which have to be heard so many times by both houses before acceptance.

But here’s the thing: its all bollocks.

Because what it comes down to is the leavers and the remainers. As has everything in these last agonising years. And the leavers voted ‘out!’, not ‘out with a deal’, not ‘out if acceptable to a bunch of dudes and babes who will never ever accept it’, not anything, just plain ‘out!’ Ok, it was levelled before the referendum that ‘we’d have no problem sorting out a super trade and customs deal’ but the Brexiteers didn’t give a shit about that when they had their own, personal crusade, meaningless motto of ‘taking back control!!’ They didn’t need anything else.

Boris doesn’t want the ‘no deal’ option; he’s not that fucking stupid, however Corbyn chooses to try and present it that he is. And the ‘no deal’ thing is what has finally actually made those intransigent and arrogant Euros sit up and start listening. Even Talking about possible changes to their previously unchangeable deal.

The remainers are out protesting, all 48% of the voting population of them. Whilst the 52% are rubbing their hands together. As for me, I never wanted to leave, I still don’t want to and think we’re gonna regret it forever. But we had a vote. And it said ‘NO’ so we must leave. Otherwise its even more bollocks than it already is. So if we have to leave, just do it. The rest was always going to come later, and it will.

Happy Thursday

A xxxx