Not Joey, nothing reformed about him. Nigel Farage. Was UKIP-er in chief, then resigned after Brexit because the one-trick pony had run his final dressage, and then was re-incarnated as the leader of Reform. After the required length of time for refusals, denials and ‘what, you want li’l ole ME to do that???’s, the Faragist is back, heading up the latest incarnation of… well, lots of parties really. Which originally were simply based on White Supremacy and abject racism, and then, when the market for such neo-naziism struggled to sell, the kind of ‘spruced up’, suit-and-tie’ versions which changed their ideology from racial purity to ‘populism’, adopted as much Trump-ese into their rhetoric as they could and announced themselves in the ‘centre-right’ slot. Just behind the number 8.

Being Nigel Farage when we have a conservative government intent on shipping dark people ‘back’ to Africa, is a difficult place to be. But as soon as Labour ascended to our throne, his job is made simple. We are now led by a group of morons. So much so that the Americans actually re-defined diplomatic protocols to describe the new proposed ambassador to the USA in that precise term.

And being Farage just go a whole lot easier. For who better placed to pull to shreds the imbecilic plans of the Cabinet, seemingly intent on realigning us with the EU, than the man who has made his life’s commitment to extricating us from just that.

I didn’t want Brexit. Still don’t. But… ‘the people hath spoke’ and must be respected. Even the most rampant Brexiteer never minded free entry visas when he visited Paris or Rome. Was always happy with the free trade agreements. It was the dictat of the European Courts that was the problem. Forcing ‘us’ to adhere to ‘their’ mainly ridiculous laws. All of them. And now, in Starmer’s panic to do something with the economy he’s promised to fix, he’s so desperate to re-open full trade with Europe that in March he will agree to putting us back into the European Courts of Justice so that we can eat cut-price Camembert.

The Tories were scared of Farage. First Cameron, hence the Brexit vote in the first place, then all the others. Because by (initially, at least) taking us just a smidge over to the right, he’ll gain the support of all the Tories plus all the Brexit voters. And if he does get backed by Elon Musk (yes, its not ‘allowed’, but if there is away, Musk is definitely the man to find it, even if it means a completely new system of mathematics being introduced worldwide) then little old Nige could yet become our PM.

The good thing about Nigel. Ok, the only good thing about Nigel, is that he ‘gets’ where Israel is coming from, and is in the minority of hoping they can actually stay there. And as cities here consider setting up Shaira Courts, with limited power, Nigel understands the growing threat of Islamisation. A bit like his mate Donald does.

Its interesting. Farage is ideally placed to attack the government in a way the Tories aren’t, because they’re mired in centrism and fear moving either side of it. Whereas Nigel can only ever be left of where his rabble started from.

Could I ever vote for such a man? Probably not, yet I’d feel safer with him than Starmer.

Happy Saturday

A xxxx