This was emphatically NOT a drastic and immense defeat for the toxic anti-Semitic, Stalinist moron and his cohorts. Not at all. Nothing like that. It was just a re-definition of the word ‘few’. That’s all. A blip. A hitch. A minor set-back in the rise of Britain’s alignment with Moscow, Venezuela, North Korea, Iran and any other terrorist groups they can find. That’ll come about, the glorious day of the revolution, once they get that pesky ‘few’ word cleared up properly.

Because last night, the ‘few’ managed to grow to such immense proportions of massiveness that the esteemed (in Cuba, maybe) leader of the opposition (for a few more days anyway) lost his shirt, his parliamentary sway, his credibility and very nearly his testicles.

In case you missed it, there was an election yesterday. Actually a Brelexion.

When news first came in from the exit polls that ‘it’s gonna be a landslide’, John McDonnell was there with (the horrible) Andrew Neil, blaming Brexit, Brexit and nothing but Brexit for the then imminent demise of his party. (Oh, and his hopes, dreams and political career, I sincerely hope). And I thought: ‘is that right?’ ‘You horrible Scouse evil person?’ ‘Nothing to do with the intended Stalinisation of our lovely land, nothing to do with toxic alignment with every terrorist organisation on the planet, nothing to do with a ridiculously unsustainable model of nationalised dependency????’ That’s what I thought.

And they were factors. But kid yourselves not. This was a Brelexion. Nothing else could have produced so many incredible results in areas of the land where they fucking hate Boris and everything he stands for… except one little thing. Nothing else could have turned generations long Labour strongholds blue. Because the patterns were unequivocal. Labour ‘remain’ seats remained Labour. Labour ‘brexit’ seats turned Tory. It’s that simple. Labour were wishy washy on Brexit and it cost them dearly. Oh, that and the total bollocks the entire party’s been spouting for the last 3 years. The Lib Dems stood no chance. Which is fine. Even though I really should have voted for them because I still don’t want to leave Europe. But you can’t have everything.

Interestingly the Scots are really pissed off. And rightly so. Because of yet another definition. That of ‘majority’. They’re banging on (and on, and on, and on…) about how ‘Scotland voted to remain’, because 60 percent of Scots voted to remain. Whereas the 52% of total Britain who voted to leave do NOT constitute a ‘majority’ when the word is translated into Scottish. It’s an equivalent argument to saying (in Scottish): ‘well, Mr McTavish, at number 23 is going to leave Europe but Mrs Fried Mars Bar at number 38 is remaining. There’ll be a wee border at number 31…’

Majority means majority. I don’t like it either but that’s life. What about the 30-odd percent of Scots who did vote to leave? Don’t they count for anything. Or are they just no longer to be considered part of ‘Scotland’?

The total bollocks of the last 3 years is dead! LONG LIVE THE NEW BOLLOCKS!!!!

Very happy Friday nonetheless

A xxxx

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