Jeremy Corbyn is now intending to take legal action against the Labour Party over his suspension. And bizarrely, he has a very strong case. Because I, and my legal team (Lila, Joey, Sheister and Co.), have scrutinised every word in that Party’s rules, minutely and with fine toothed combs and nowhere is it written in the ‘suspensions and disqualifications’ section that you mustn’t, wilfully and persistently, be a total c**t. So therefore, in the absence of a judicial review, Corbyn will be reinstated accordingly. Leading to a massive rift in the Labour Party, so profound that it won’t survive. It will split into what will be henceforth and forthwith be known as ‘The Labour Party’ and ‘The Virtually Communist Corbyn Party for Antisemites, Nazis, Bullies and all other Shitheads’. Unfortunately, ‘the money’ (Len McClusky) will go with the latter. Leaving a proud and decent political party, full of… decency and pride and… errr… penniless.

There was a meeting last night of ‘all the usual suspects’, being Momentum, John McDonnell, Diane Abbot, where they all agreed that the antisemitism issue was just a nothing which was blown out of all proportion by the right wing media and the fucking Jew, Christ-murdering, baby-eating, miser bastards. Of the 237 people assembled, 229 voted to have Corbyn reinstated, with just 135 opposing. Diane Abbot did the count. Obviously. There were 7 abstentions.

The best way to solve any problem is to deny it is a problem in the first place.

If only Boris could do that with Coronavirus. Trump is trying, and doing quite well, losing just 1000 people a day who are dying with the virus. The same virus he promised would be ‘gone by Easter’. Because he doesn’t know how to cope with anything that you can’t do a deal with, bully, shout at, write tweets to or grab by the pussy.

Another lockdown. Another furlough scheme? Depressing. Never mind, Christmas is only round the corner…

Happy soggy, wet, no-tennis Saturday

A xxxx