The Scots are revolting. Is that news? Well, what’s actually happening is that Nicola Sturgeon has become even more revolting than even we thought possible. In the wake of the worst rugby defeat by the English last Saturday, Nic has decided that she can no longer be a part of the United Kingdom. So she has embarked upon a quest in which she will abuse the word ‘democracy’ with bias, prejudice, ambiguity and selective degrees of one-sided democratic thought. And she wants to drag all of Scotland with her into the abyss.

She’s obsessed with the fact that ‘Scotland voted in’ and therefore its ‘undemocratic’ to take them out of Europe. In fact, ‘Scotland’ didn’t. 60% of Scottish people did vote to remain, but 40% voted to leave. Aren’t those 40% entitled to ‘democracy’? Because strictly, Edinburgh and Fife should stay in Europe but not be part of the UK, whereas Lanarkshire and John O’Groats will leave Europe but stay in the UK. Loch Lomond is undecided and will therefore become an independent principality under an ISIS mandate. I mean, WTF???

Democracy, as it works round these parts (and I’ll include most of Scotland in that) is majority rule. That’s it. England voted ‘out’ too, but 49% of us didn’t want it, don’t want it, fucking hate it. But we’re not out protesting to become part of some Scottish pipe-dream based on precisely nothing. Wales can go fuck itself. Northern Ireland has enough problems without worrying about the ‘Europe’ which lives on its southern border.

So The Sturge has now threatened another Scottish independence vote. Which has to be approved by parliament. Oh, she cries, or really ‘ooooohhh’, that’s not very democratic, ‘London’ going against the democratic rights of the democratic Scottish people!!!! Well, going against rights of one stupidly obsessed and rather undemocratic Scottish tart, actually.

Theresa May has refused to allow it until after Brexit terms are sorted out. Because Scotland is, for the time being, part of the UK and may increase our bargaining power. Maybe there’s some Hearts fans in Brussels.

Ironically, if Scotland voted on independence now, they reckon it would stay part of the UK anyway, because most Scots are decent people who realise that ‘stronger together’ is really more than a mere motto.

But Nic don’t want it. She wants to stay in Europe. Well, Nicola, why don’t you just move to Paris and do us all a favour. See how ‘democratic’ Marine Le Pen is.

Happy Friday

A xxxx