The Palace would like to state, clearly and emphatically, that HRH Prince Andrew Windsor of… Royaltyland, was not involved in any way whatsoever with the dirty, sleazy and corrupt world of Jeffrey Epstein, May the Devil rest his soul. The recently produced video tapes of someone who looks a lot like Prince Andrew, standing at the door of Mr Epstein’s New York mansion as coach loads of underage children are bused in and out, is unsubstantiated and The Palace denies any involvement between the Prince and any little tarts or tartlettes that may have been present at the time. Furthermore, the Prince is a good man, except when he’s not and any photos emerging of the Royal Penis inserted or resting anywhere especially young or unsuitable will not be tolerated at all. I hope this is an end to the matter.

Sincerely,

THE FUCKING QUEEN!!!!! No less.

Then there’s Hong Kong. What we gonna do about Hong Kong?? They had a protest there yesterday and 1.7 million people turned up. Against the law, but they did anyway. And I know that in that part of the world 1.7 million people is just considered, like, a dinner party, or a barbecue with friends, but round here, that’s 1.7 million voters. 1.7 million disgruntled democrats desperate to keep out of Beijing’s grasp. Note the absence of Jeremy Corbyn, the world’s most prolific protester, from that particular demonstration. Because although he’ll march with absolutely anyone, for all manner of worthless causes, he has certain standards. He will NEVER march against Communists. Red Line. To go with the Red Book he still carries. And he won’t march against anyone who represent any form of terrorism. So although I looked at all 1.7 million faces there yesterday, Corbyn’s wasn’t among them.

The people of Hong Kong have enjoyed ‘special status’ as being part of China but not directly governed by it. Which has only been maintained because Hong Kong is a money tree which Beijing likes. But it also likes total control. And you can’t have that whilst they natives are banding about the D-word. ‘Democracy’. Whatever happens in the interim, there will sadly only ever be one winner in that battle.

Happy Monday

A xxxx