I’m a republican. Opposed to the Royal family and other privileged aristos and all the no-good rich fuckers who should be forced to give all their wealth to the NHS so that we can afford all the wounded jihadis arriving by boat. The king should be deposed and replaced with Jeremy Corbyn so that real changes can happen. Not the wooly, windy ‘change’ that Kier Starmer (bloody fascist) keeps banging on about, but a total restructuring of the nation. And Comrade Corbyn would be the ‘Chief Executive’ of GBUK, with absolute power and for life. He could impose sharia law. A bit like Putin running the Islamic State. A good place to live. Where rules are rules and the train drivers would all live in the mansions vacated by the billionaires who’ve been ‘repossessed’. Where anyone rich, or worse still, Jewish!, would be either stripped of all their assets or forced to live in third rate hotels in Epping so the refugees could live in the comfort they deserve. This is the dream.

But meanwhile, we have King Charles. Who, yesterday, entertained ‘the enemy of the state’. Donald J., fucking Trump!!! That day cost an estimated 20 million pounds. Money which could have been better spent creating new jobs in the Transport and General Workers Union. You could employ 40 people to stand around at tube stations drinking tea and reading the newspaper for 2 years, on £250k per year for that money. On a 32 hour working week, obviously, due to the ‘mental strain’ of such an important and demanding and responsible role in society.

But instead, we pissed that money away trying to impress a great fat orange ‘child’. Who laps up attention like a 3 week old Cockapoo. We basically tarted up the entire fucking army and all the brass bands we could find, brushed every horse in the country, polished all the carriages and flew the nine remaining fighter jets the air force owns, painting the sky red, white and blue. I mean, the fuel for the planes must’a cost 500 quid. Then they sit him down and feed him!! Look at him!! Does he look hungry to you?

Trump is NOT an ally of mine. Or (therefore) of this country. He is the enemy of working people. He funds genocide by arming the ‘Israel project’, which has failed and will be ended by Comrade Corbyn on Day 1, of the new world. Which, if nothing else, would make Eurovision Song Contests much easier to manage.

So while the workers in this country, like me, are all busy, or on their allotted 5 hours of tea break or ‘wellness time’, our nation pisses away millions just to try an impress Donald Trump. So he reckons he’s brought about 20 billion dollars worth of investment in the UK with him, contracts in the digital world, but what use are they?? The last thing we need here is jobs where you need to think, FFS. We don’t want workers thinking, that’s where the problem starts.

I’m looking forward to the glorious day of the revolution.

Happy Thursday

Comrade Shmuck xxxx