What do you know about Rwanda? Hmmmm… its in Africa… It’s… possibly hot… errrr… lions?… elephants?… in fact it sounds much nicer than England. It’s famous for beautiful hills and it seems a very nice place, predominantly Christian but no-where’s perfect. And the pictures I’ve seen make it seem quite pretty and lovely.

So much so that visitors to England are now going to be sent to Rwanda instead. It’s sort of an annex of Britain, just round the corner. Ok, round a 4,000 mile corner into the deepest darkest deep bits of the Southern Hemisphere in landlocked Africa. But a free, (unless you’re a UK tax-payer), all-expenses paid holiday for 3 months is not the worst deal.

If I’d spent 14 weeks trudging across the whole of Europe on foot then risking life and limb on an inflatable dinghy made for 12, accompanied by 74 others, as it crosses the channel, only to arrive in fucking Dover, inevitably grey, wet and windy, I’d be the first on the plane to Rwanda.

Because Boris (tosser) and Home Secretary Priti (bitch) have between them decided that Rwanda is the place to send all the refugee, asylum-seeking single men who arrive here seeking asylum. But, obviously, only the brown people. From Afghanistan. Bangladesh. Pakistan. The white ones, from Ukraine, are fast-tracked in the Aryan Races channel to the 100,000 British people eager to take them into their homes.

So it is possible that the Muslim hordes are being sent to Rwanda as a reward; they won’t have to endure British winters… spring and autumn are trying as well, whereas the Ukes will think January over here is summer. Plus, we all remember Nigel Farage with his ‘non-racist’ Brexit poster of a boat load of channel-crossers telling us to ‘reclaim the borders!!!’ Nothing subliminal about that message.

And you kind’a have to think that otherwise there is absolutely no reconciling the totally differing sides of our nation’s apparent racism. White people welcome, brown ones over there with the suspected terrorists, no-good-niks and criminals. Yeah, sorry matey, we don’t do ‘discrimination’ here at all, its against the law, now get on that fucking plane to Africa!!

Happy Easter (but apparently only if you’re white)

A xxxx