Well, as marches against anti-semitism go, this one must go down as a bit of a disappointment, on many levels. I’ll tell you why.

There was no food. I mean, how can you get a bunch of Jews together at lunchtime in a bagel-free zone?? Jews feed each other, even when we’re not hungry. So to gather (pick your own number between the estimated 60,000 to 105,000 people present) so many, with not a Danish in sight, was rather upsetting.

There was no flag-burning. No death threats. No screaming for others to be killed. A complete lack of violence. Even a bit of incitement to violence would have been welcomed, but no; nothing. Just peaceful people enjoying a day out in the… in the drizzle bonding and being happy just to make a point. And that’s tragically disappointing.

Tommy Robinson was arrested in a pub before the start of the march. I’m not sure why. As the leader of the British not-quite-nazi-skinhead League of thugs and football hooligans Party, he is, as of the time of writing this, fully in favour of all things Jewish. But better safe than sorry, so stick him in jail til it’s over.

If there were 100,000 present, that is remarkable. There are somewhere around 250,000 Jews in England. Although non-Jews were not just allowed but actively encouraged to attend. Because, generally, Jews are unlikely anti-semites so are unlikely to become pro-semites due to a rally.

However, the event was so successful that there is, as of 4.00pm today, absolutely no anti-semitism left in the entire nation. One little march through Westminster and its ‘job done’. The anti-semites have thrown away their ‘from the river to the sea’ posters and placards, finally understanding, in a fit of crowd-inspired remorse, that in fact it IS a very horrible and inflammatory message to send. As is ‘all Jews must DIE’, pictures of burning stars of David, concentration camp imagery and all the rest that’s pretty horrible too. Jeremy Corbyn went on the radio immediately afterwards to say how he is finally going to say that he’s ’opposed to anti-semitism’, rather than the usual ‘I’m opposed to discrimination of all kinds’, weazly, obfuscating, evasive bollocks he usually spouts. Kier Starmer is getting circumcised as soon as he can find someone with a small enough scalpel. And Gary Linneker is going to hang himself publicly for… well it doesn’t matter which of his many crimes really, long as the job gets done.

And people are no longer going to single out Israel for crimes which other nations commit but get by unmentioned.

So that was a complete success. We’ve stamped out anti-semitism in this country. Now we need to work on the UN. A much harder job.

Happy Marching Day

A xxxx