That BITCH!!!!!! Meghan Markle/Windsor/Duchess is in yet MORE trouble! As she should be for upsetting Piers Morgan. Oh, and the Queen. Prince Philip. Well, all the royals, except Harry. She invested money into a company promoted by ‘bestie’, Oprah, which makes Oatmeal lattes. For the pretentiousness of that alone she should be shot, but in fact, it gets WORSE! Much worse. The oatmeal in question (what’s wrong with fucking milk? But what do I know?) comes from Xinjiang in China. Where the Uighur Muslims are persecuted, enslaved, murdered and brainwashed (not necessarily in that order) by the Chinese in possibly the greatest human rights/ethnic cleansing tragedy since Bosnia. And thus Meghan, the queen of ‘ethically sourced’ and ‘woke’ and all things nice, is getting cheap oatmeal made by Uighur slaves.

And there’s only one thing worse than buying slave produce. Which is probably not buying slave produce.

Boycotting is the ‘big company’ version of ‘cancelling’. It happens when nations or corporations decide that we, as a nation, as a collective conscience, as a group of companies, must make a moral stance against something appalling. And just like cancelling, it is self-protected by the wonderfully unarguable: if you question this then YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM, FULL STOP.

If the Uighur slaves are no longer needed to produce stuff because no-one’s buying it, they will probably just be murdered or sent to ‘camps’ from which, in China, no-one ever emerges. As happens to thousands of them anyway. At least the slaves are still alive. But you’re not allowed to use any type of sense or logic or argument of any kind against such issues. I fully expect all my statues to be pulled down or defaced for just writing this.

There has been a ‘boycott’ on Israel products for years. Other than the really good stuff, like iPhone components and medicines that people, even the ultra-woke, can’t live without. So all stuff from ‘the occupied West Bank’ is boycotted. As a consequence, Ahava, the company who basically shovel mud out of the Dead Sea and sell it in Selfridges and Harrods for £75 a sachet as the ultimate skin/beauty aid, were ‘boycotted’ for producing ‘on the West Bank’ and were thus forced to relocate onto the Israeli side of the Dead Sea. Which resulted in the loss of gainful employment for hundreds of Palestinians.

It’s sometimes good to look at ‘the big picture’ rather than at some thumbnail sketch hastily drawn in a pub in Hoxton by a really ‘woke’ geezer with a beard down to his naval, just to see if you’re totally right-on behaviour will actually have the desired effect or in reality just the opposite.

I wanted to write about football today. But this just split my yin from my yang in such a way that my chakra was displaced, my karma brutalised and the entire feng shui of my life felt off kilter. So I’ll do it tomorrow. After Spurs have played, possibly a good thing, possibly not, but really, its about Chelsea. It’s all about Chelsea. And the ‘game of the decade’.

Happy sunny Sunday

A xxxx