David Cameron yesterday announced that he is in a very happy relationship with a man and has been for 6 months.

Oh, that was Tom Daley. Same difference.

David Cameron actually announced that despite the constant atrocities perpetrated by the People’s Republic of China, the genocide in Tibet, the persecutions, the human rights abuses, the child labour issues and other niceties you get from a brutal totalitarian regime, Britain and China are to enjoy a ‘special relationship’ and engage in lots more business together.
This has nothing to do with money.

Ok, this has everything to do with money. We’re broke, China’s rich, that’s a perfect fit. Everything else is mere contingencies.

The problem with the Chinese paying for HS2 and building the new proposed high speed rail network is that you’d take a journey and an hour later you’d want another.

But the Chinese know about rail travel, having installed their own 6000 miles of super new mega-trains in a 5 year period. Ok, they had a terrible crash but that’s just teething troubles. 40 Chinese have died; how many are left then?

The press weren’t allowed in any of the meetings DC had with the Chinese premiere yesterday. The press aren’t allowed anywhere in China. ‘Free speech’ is something you make at a wedding in that part of the Far East.
But they have untold riches and we want them. For this latest ‘special relationship’. We already have those with America, with France, with Germany but this is different. 5.6 billion quid’s worth of different. It wreaks of being China’s whore.

At least Tom Daley is loyal in his ‘special relationship’.

Whereas Miranda Kerr, Victoria’s Secret uber-babe and former wifey of Orlando Bloom, has unsurprisingly been inundated with offers of special relationships herself. And she has brushed aside advances from Leonardo di Caprio to do a Cameron and ‘follow the money’, choosing to date Jamie Packer. Son of Kerry, the (dead) Aussie media billionaire. He’s a big fat ugly thing, like his father, and also like dad, he’s a billionaire. Though I’m sure that didn’t enter into the equation for sweet Miranda at all. But if the romance fails, she can always date China.

Happy tuesday

A xxxx