America is voting for a new President this year. It’s in the constitution and therefore can’t be changed. Like gun laws, or total lack of them, it is enshrined. And the question is: WHERE THE FUCK IS MICHELLE OBAMA WHEN YOU NEED HER????

Because currently, the electoral options facing America’s 360 million voters, is to select either the Devil or the Deep Blue Sea. Because if Trump is the Devil (and that’s actually giving the Prez a lot of credit), Joe Biden is indeed the Deep Blue Sea. Because he’s useless. And just a bit ‘out there’. Kind’a ‘background noise’. Just like the sea. Have you heard him speak? Or, rather, have you heard him start to speak? Then falter, forget where he came in and drift off on a dingy. Possibly the most underwhelming politician I’ve ever seen. Although Kamala Harris is impressive. Seriously impressive. She’s strong, clever and charismatic. All the things poor old Joe simply ain’t.

So how bad do you have to be to not beat Trump? Joe’s up there, I’m afraid.

Because if you think you’ve seen just how daft Mr POTUS is, when you think he’d reached the limit of his ridiculousness, his impulsive, childish, thoughtless, moronic outbursts, normally on Twitter, then you need to see the latest attack on Goodyear Tyres.

America’s only home-grown tyre manufacturer, hundreds of years old (when did they invent the wheel?), lives in Akron Ohio, serious manufacturing country. For a company with almost 100,000 employees. A serious, NASDAQ listed company with lots of figures, all of them in the ‘billions’ category. And Trump heard that Goodyear had told employees that they can’t wear the Trump ‘make America great again’ hats, the ones made specially to fit dickheads. So he tweeted for America to BOYCOTT GOODYEAR!!! entirely, ‘buy someone else’s tyres; they’re cheaper!!’

The only American tyre manufacturer and the most insular, home-grown president ever is basically telling America to buy Chinese imports. And causing stress and insecurity to 100,000 voters in Ohio, which is a ‘swing state’.

It is knee-jerk, school-playground type reactionary total lack of thought or consideration for the wider consequences. Because Goodyear have a ‘no political statements’ policy, which they’ve implemented for years. So you can’t wear a ‘Biden hat’, even if there is such a thing. No politics at Goodyear. But Trump missed that. Ban the (stupid) hat, INCUR THE WRATH. I’LL SHOW YOU WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU CROSS MEEEEE!!!!!

So, despite all of the above, I’m voting Biden. Even though I don’t get a vote.

Happy days

A xxxx