How many ‘white supremacists’ does it take to murder a bunch of black people? The answer (strictly, though variations apply), is 2. One to be amazed at how all his preconceptions about black people are wrong when they invite him warmly and with love and welcome to their church, shattering the stereotypes he’s been building up for all of short lifetime (thanks, Pa), about how they only want to rape his sister, mug his mother and fill his wonderful white world with drugs and ‘ho’s. And the other to pull the trigger.

If I was a white supremacist, and the only thing that’s ever stopped me is that we don’t have such a group in my synagogue, nor tennis club, much to their eternal shame, I’d actually be appalled by the actions of Dylann Root. The Charleston Shooter is a tragic fucking disappointment to everybody, white supremacists included.

Because such people are always quoting the Bible in defence of their philosophy (if ‘hate’ is actually a philosophy as such; see ‘Isis’ for confirmation) and God said, but like actually SAID; “thou shalt not kill”. And then he would have said, ESPECIALLY IN A FUCKING CHURCH, YA DIMWITTED RACIST FUCK!!!! but as he gave those words to Moses, who wasn’t allowed to have Gods other than his Jewish one, He held back. And how stupid do you really have to be to grow up in an area populated by blacks and whites, to think that ‘all blacks are bad’ and actually be surprised to find that really, they were lovely to me, and nice and friendly, to the extent that ‘ahh hayad ta thiyunk twaace befowah I acherly kilt a whole bunch’a ’em’.

At least it wasn’t the gun his Daddy bought for him for his 21st birthday that was used in the murders. That’s a big relief to everyone. His dad bought him a Colt Nigga-Blasta and the gun used in the church was a Kalashnikov Kolored-Killa. Like it makes any difference to anyone, especially the nine dead and their grieving families.

Never mind, its only another ‘American goes crazy ape-shit ballistic with a gun’ type story. The 732nd since the beginning of June. So its not like its a problem or anything. Even though Obama wants to ‘start a debate’ about gun freedom in his nation. Ok, Barak, this is how the debate would go:

Barak: we need to restrict guns
Gun Lobby: then we’ll pull all the funding in politics
Barak: ok, let’s talk about something else then, like golf.

End of debate.

Happy Saturday

A xxxx