Sepp Blatter? Little bald wedding singer who ran FIFA Euro-Tosser? Always has been, always will be. But suddenly his stance that he knew nussink is looking even more ridiculous than previously. He always stated the case for total fucking negligence and ignorance of the horrendous corruption and shit all occurring on his watch. In many minds (well, in MY mind) this was as great a crime as being complicit. Being blind to the abuse happening in the company you run is itself almost criminal.

But now the police have decided to speak to Mnsr B once more, and search his office and home, following a little problem of 2 million Swiss Francs that appeared to be paid by FIFA to Michel Platini, ironically the man tipped to take over Blatter’s old job when the fucker finally goes.

Let us hope they both end up in jail and we simply burn FIFA to the ground and start again. I’ve always said it: YOU CAN’T RUN FOOTBALL WITH FOREIGNERS.

Meanwhile, back home, there are (yet even) more issues about Jeremy Corbyn, the new Labour leader. The one with the beard and no dress sense. Not that we judge books by covers… but we do.

This time its about national security. And whether Mr Corbyn, as a major politician, should be privy to the information discussed at meetings involving security, as most other political leaders have been.

But the problem is that Corbyn is best mates with the IRA. He’s pally with Hamas and Hezbollah. He sides up to any bunch of terrorists with a cause. Do we want such a man knowing the intimate details of this nation’s defence potential? Personally I not only wouldn’t but I’d have him killed just in case he learns anything sensitive. A precautionary pre-emptive strike.

However, all of this pales into virtual insignificance as Spurs are 4-1 up against mighty (phah) Manchester City with 5 minutes to go.

So who cares about national security or the future of FIFA?

Come on Leicester.

A xxxx