I’m not happy about developments. In a nuclear way. Russia is threatening (plus ca change…), and Iran, thanks to Barak Obama’s acceptance of their nuclear ‘ENERGY ONLY AND NOTHING TO DO WITH ARMS WHATSOEVER’ program, are 17 days away from nuclear armament, should that choice be made. And you know they want to. Apparently, at this stage of their nuclear advancement, it only takes 17 days to convert that… stuff?… technology?… infrastructure? into a proper ‘nuke’. Rockets are rockets, we’ve all got plenty of them, but a nuclear warhead? That’s the goal. And if Iran has one, the Saudis would definitely get one. To redress Middle East balance. But Iran is Putin’s ally and Saudi is seen as a freind to the West. Even though we don’t really like them. Iran only wants nuclear capability to attack either Israel (who it has sworn to destroy and ‘wipe off the face of the planet’) or Saudi (who it hates) or possibly both. If it was shown that Iran was definitely going to nuke Tel Aviv, or Jerusalem, Israel would ‘pre-empt’. There’s no doubt. Its their modus. They haven’t survived since 1948 by being considerate to their enemies nor by giving anyone ‘the benefit of the doubt’. When it comes to making itself ‘safe’, Israel will always act first and worry about the fallout later. For the purposes of this conversation, that’s literal ‘fallout’. Because they have nukes (unconfirmed but you wouldn’t bet your capital city on the possibility that they haven’t) and they have the most advanced weapons systems in the world.

Then Russia would retaliate. So America would step in as protectors. If they could wake Biden up in time and give sufficient power to his batteries to have him stumble over to the ‘red button’. London would probably be attacked just because I’m here and then we have the doomsday scenario:

No wifi!!!!

Jeff Bezos would be fine because he’s just bought a unit in a nuke-proof shelter. So that’s good.

How would our children survive? Without Instagram? Tik-tok? How would I survive without WhatsApp? We’d have to draw memes!! And send them! By post!!

I heard on the radio yesterday Elvis’s ‘return to sender’ and I reckon no one under the age of 45 has any clue what the fuck that song even means.

Happy Wednesday

A xxxx