Having waited about 3 weeks for Sue Grey’s report, only to have the police steam in and insist on a greatly reduced content so as not to upset their own inquiry, I’ve had to simply produce my own one. I’m not a patient man and the world needs to know the truth. Cos they ain’t gonna learn it from Boris, that is for absolute sure. And here is the report, in its entirety, un-edited and non-redacted:

Boris and his team of worthless devotees are all tossers.

End of report.

They showed with an amazing consistency the art of being arrogant, entitled and smug, laughing at the population which they had locked up, legally and morally, whilst choosing an alternative life-style for themselves. An entire culture grew around booze and parties whilst (allegedly) ‘working’. For the good of the nation. Phah! But then, the worst crime of all; the denials. The twisting, turning, down-playing, the nonchalance. Lying. Boris failed in the old dictum: ‘when you’re in a hole, stop digging’. He dug. And dug. And dug. Until the metaphorical blisters on his fingers burst and bled. And still he dug.

Reaching the point at which we currently find ourselves. With a government we don’t believe, trust or in any way like or respect. In fact we hate them. For the duplicity, for the funerals we couldn’t attend, the loved ones who died alone, the weddings cancelled, the birthdays missed. They suspended our lives totally whilst carrying on with their own. And then denied that they’d done that. And continue to do so, but just a little more apologetically than before. If Boris is so ‘totally’ sorry, why has he spent the last 3 months denying he’d done anything to be sorry for?

It’s time for a new broom. A big one. Not for sweeping, but for hitting. Repeatedly. The lot of ‘em.

Happy Report Day

A xxxx