Yes, last year, Lily shagged 100 men in a day. For charity. Ok, not for charity in the normal sense, but for… well, sadly, for fame. Which came (no pun) fast and furious (no more pun). Although apparently she was already quite famous as a porn star anyway, but this… act?… acts?… put her on a world stage. Elevated her status among porn stars to the positively stratospheric. Very few such people ‘reach’ the world outside their own domain. Stormy Daniels. Linda Lovelace… errrr… and now Lily. She’s broken through the veil of soggy Kleenex into the vast universe of the ‘real world’. And all she had to do to achieve this was have sex with 100 men in 14 hours.

That’s about 7 an hour. 8’n’a’half minutes each. Including dinner, foreplay, consummation and post-coital fag. As in cigarette, for those ambiguously inclined. The Uber home is in your own time.

Lovely Lily feels that such an event empowers her. I’m not sure I get that, any more than Beyonce being ’empowered’ by twerking in gold hot pants. I’m not saying I don’t enjoy this new type of ’empowerment’, just that I struggle with the mechanics of it. Empowerment is the diametric opposite of objectification. And yet both the empowerees and the objectifiers both seem to enjoy themselves, so it must be working quite well. It’s just hard, speaking as an old fashioned feminist, to wrap my head around. What would Germaine Greer say? Would she approve of being basically gang-banged by a bunch of rotten smelly men, all suffering from premature ejaculation, for the titillation and erotic stimulation of even more and even grottier men online, in the name of ‘empowerment’.

I burned my bra in 1969 but I’m not ready for gang rape. Not yet. And after ‘the event’, poor Lily broke down in tears. Because although the obvious parts of her anatomy were emphatically ‘fucked up’, I reckon her head was too, to a degree that surprised her as well.

Happy Thursday

A xxxxx (visit my ‘only fans’ page, for a ‘chat’).

• Andy Conway
• April 10, 2025
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