I’ve created my own political party. Well, England used to have 2 parties, which served us well for a hundred years, with a few ‘peripherals’, like the Raving Loonies, the Monster Zomby party, the Greens and the Lib Dem’s (this rather insulting ranking is 100% intentional), just for the appearance of good democracy. I don’t count Scottish Nationalists, Plaid Cymrus or the IRA, cos they don’t live round ‘ere.

It’s all changed. The Tories, sadly, disgraced themselves progressively during their last 14 years in charge and Labour showed within about 3 weeks why the truly massive election majority they enjoyed was possibly the biggest political mistake that mass of voters ever made. And that has ‘opened up the ends’ of the political spectrum. Basically, the centrists of the Tories and Labour are untrustworthy, look further afar. Thus we now have Reform on the right and the Greens holding temporary sway on the much more left than any party except Corbyn. But as that fuckwit remains incapable of even hoisting a Hamas flag without strangling himself, the ‘party with no name’ is pretty much stillborn. But we’ve instantly grown to a four-party nation. With the Greens and Reforms actually ahead in the polls.

Which could possibly end in ‘alliances’, the joining together of maybe the Tories and Reforms. Possibly the Greens with Labour, adding on the Scots in Westminster as they share the same core values of equality for all, long as they’re not employed; those we tax the shit out of and send the money to terrorist training camps in Gaza.

Or, if not alliances, then we’ll end up like virtually all the Europeans and so many other democracies, with a ‘coalition’ government. The worst possible scenario. Other than the Greens, who can never be worsened. Coalitions just stop anyone ever doing anything positive. Agreements between those with diametrically opposing views is never easy.

So I want a party. Not, like, balloons and cakes and shit type ‘party’, I want a political one. And I want to demand a complete end to Denmark. It’s simply too Danish. I want instead a democratic, socialist nation placed there, only for non-Danish. They’ve have their sway far too long. And it’s repressive having all those blond people in one place. Anyone in favour of Denmark will be considered ‘racist’!!! Murder of Danes is to be encouraged.

And if that sounds stupid, in any small way, this is a motion presented at the Green’s spring conference. That ‘zionism’ should be considered a ‘racist ideology’. That Israel should be ‘abolished’ (these are the actual words in their ‘motion’), and replaced with a ‘single, democratic Palestinian state’. To which end, the motion calls for ‘the right of Palestinian people to resistance and liberation from the Israeli occupation, including armed struggle’. In other words: go kill all the Jews you can find. And fuck the ‘2-state solution’; we want 1 and it’s ‘ours’!!!

Zack Polanski presented this. It never actually made it to the voting session because their technology (it was a zoom conference) was as shit as their ideology, and also because there were arguments about ‘misgendering’. Which, to be honest, tells you everything wrong about the Green Party, other than the rabid anti-semitism.

If this motion should pass, and if the Green’s should win the General Election: I would personally take Zac Polanski, the gay Jew, to ‘new Palestine’, so that he may get to enjoy ‘his idea of heaven’, for the 4.2 seconds it took him to get from the rooftops, to the ground where they throw gay people, so he can develop another idea of ‘heaven’. A more permanent one. A more ‘Democratic’ one.

Happy Thursday

A xxxx