I’ve said it before, but I’m going to say it again, particularly for the 67 million Americans (and counting) who must have missed it the first time round. Donald Trump is a tosser. But a tosser of such juvenile, verging on infantile, inane, moronic, almost insanely narcissistic, AND narcissistically insane proportions, that he becomes The Tosser. The one against whom all others must be measured. And will come up lacking.

The man has declared himself ‘the winner’ of this election. Even though he’s losing. And he won’t let the mere trivial fact that lots more people voted for his opponent, which is fairly irrelevant, or that said opponent currently has more college votes by some way, (very important) detract from the unarguable ‘fact’ that He Has Won! Yeah, more people may have voted for the other guy but I won! Because… because…

Trump thinks its his right to win. And any possible obstacle to that end point must, ergo, be wrong. Thus ‘democracy’ must be wrong if it failed to send the Orange One back to the White House. And therefore accusations must fly as to why that is so. And legal suits will ensue to ensure that it is rectified back to ‘right and proper’.

This is classic narcissism on an industrial scale. If I didn’t win then the system is broken. So we’ll sue that system until I do win.

By declaring ‘major electoral fraud’ Trump has thrown the entire American voting system under the immense bus of his personal vanity. Even though there is, as yet, not one iota of evidence of fraud. Only that he is not winning. So it must be fraud. Obviously nothing to do with the fact that he’s the most divisive, moronic, toxic dude ever to legitimise racism and misogyny whilst holding high office. But heh, I make no judgments. I don’t even get a vote.

And just as well because what the fuck is going on in Pennsylvania and Georgia that it could take over 3 days to count votes? Should we buy them a calculator? Philadelphia has been on 99% for 48 hours. It’s almost as much an embarrassment as their President. I mean, in China, they have an election in which 1.6 billion vote and the outcome is known immediately. In fact its known beforehand. Chairman Xi won. All the votes. Almost as democratic as the Trump way.

Happy Friday,

A xxxx